Oh, Sherry...

[Jahfin]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6947896/

Charges denied in lethal enema case
Woman says husband gave self fatal sherry dose

HOUSTON - A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way.

“That’s the way he went out and I’m sure that’s the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas,” she told the Houston Chronicle.

Michael Warner, 58, died on May 21 and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered too drunk to drive in Texas.

Mrs. Warner, 42, is accused of giving her husband a sherry enema even though she knew alcohol was bad for this health and faces a charge of criminally negligent homicide.

“There’s no way I could have gave my husband that enema, no way,” she said.

Police in Lake Jackson, Texas, 40 miles south of Houston, said there was evidence that Mr. Warner had received two large bottles of sherry.

“It all started back when he was a child,” Mrs. Warner explained. “His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them.”

“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”

Mrs. Warner, a former bartender who got married to Warner in October 2002, is also charged with destroying his will, but she denied the charge, the Chronicle said.

Currently free on $30,000 bail, she is scheduled to go to trial in July. If convicted, she faces up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine on each charge.

[IsleReef]

There has already been a thread on this subject.............

[nycparrothead]

There has already been a thread on this subject.............

But, can we really have too many threads about self-induced enemas?

[IsleReef]

There has already been a thread on this subject.............

But, can we really have too many threads about self-induced enemas?

I could go for a good colonic cleansing today...............

[Big Red Parrothead]

“That’s the way he went out and I’m sure that’s the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas.”

I know it's only February, but there is my early nominee for Quote of the Year.

[IsleReef]

“That’s the way he went out and I’m sure that’s the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas.”

I know it's only February, but there is my early nominee for Quote of the Year.

Just make sure you credit Jah for it............... We don't need him crying for not getting said credit.

[ragtopW]

I see the big issue as the destroying the will but didn't she do that like
two weeks prior???

[A1Jay]

“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”

“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap, He had enema recipes.”

A fitting epitaph, don't ya think.