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Bocanut wrote:Don't you live in an anus?????

Uranus...

PHBeerman wrote:

Bocanut wrote:Don't you live in an anus?????

Let me look around a bit.





Is that what y'all call an office in the south?

No that's what we call the orifice you came out of when you were born!

Bocanut wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

Bocanut wrote:Don't you live in an anus?????

Let me look around a bit.





Is that what y'all call an office in the south?

No that's what we call the orifice you came out of when you were born!

Wow, y'all are confused. Here we call that a vagina. But hey, whatever it takes to validate you and Hal's love as "natural"

A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits, biscuits, and Jam)
when a Northerner chewing obnoxiously on gum sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole
slice?"

Southerner: "Yep"

Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, then
transform them into biscuits and send them to the South." The Northerner
has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence.

The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?

Southerner: "Yep."

Northerner: (cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling),
" Up North when after we eat breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then
send it down South."

Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?"

Northerner: "Why of course we do", the Northerner says, as he pops another
big bubble.

Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya used them?"

Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."

Southerner: "We don't. Down South we put 'em in a jar, recycle'em, melt'em
down into bubble gum and sell'em to Yankees."

Bocanut wrote:A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits, biscuits, and Jam)
when a Northerner chewing obnoxiously on gum sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole
slice?"

Southerner: "Yep"

Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, then
transform them into biscuits and send them to the South." The Northerner
has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence.

The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?

Southerner: "Yep."

Northerner: (cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling),
" Up North when after we eat breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then
send it down South."

Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?"

Northerner: "Why of course we do", the Northerner says, as he pops another
big bubble.

Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya used them?"

Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."

Southerner: "We don't. Down South we put 'em in a jar, recycle'em, melt'em
down into bubble gum and sell'em to Yankees."

I just bought a pack of "Strawberry Burst Bubblicious" gum. It's been
years since I have had it. I thought the taste was familiar.

Bocanut wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Bocanut wrote:Don't take offense. I'm just trying to have some fun!!!!!!!

Me too! And it takes a whole lot more than that to offend me (but you can keep trying...sometimes it's fun!)

I strive everyday tobe as offensive and obnoxious as possible. Just ask those on Cobo about "houston hal."!!!

Don't have to.

I LOVE POLLS!

A1A BOUND wrote:I LOVE POLLS!

Dude... we really dont wanna know about your night job....

HsvParrothead wrote:

A1A BOUND wrote:I LOVE POLLS!

Dude... we really dont wanna know about your night job....

Hmm... I am stripper material anit I