Will someone please tell me.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 8, 2005 9:32 am

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What the F*** happened to the Spank the Monkey thread?

It was just a fun fu**ing innocent game where you slaped a fu**ing inflatable monkey. What the F*** is this place F***ing coming to???
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DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » March 8, 2005 9:33 am

Perhaps spanking the monkey is a personal and private decision to be made after consulting your physician?

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » March 8, 2005 9:34 am

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Perhaps spanking the monkey is a personal and private decision to be made after consulting your physician?

I've heard it causes acne...

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » March 8, 2005 9:35 am

Never saw the thread...

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » March 8, 2005 9:38 am

wow and I went 316mph too.

There was nothing vulgar to it - I don't understand. It was a computer game where you grabbed a hand an spanked what appeared to be an inflatable monkey and it scored you on the mph of your spank.

Geez

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » March 8, 2005 9:38 am

Gulfbreeze wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Perhaps spanking the monkey is a personal and private decision to be made after consulting your physician?
I've heard it causes acne...

And blindness...

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 8, 2005 9:40 am

ph4ever wrote:wow and I went 316mph too.

There was nothing vulgar to it - I don't understand. It was a computer game where you grabbed a hand an spanked what appeared to be an inflatable monkey and it scored you on the mph of your spank.

Geez

502 was my top speed so far. I will have to find it again when I get home.

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » March 8, 2005 9:42 am

I thought Troy was going to be asking someone to tell him that he's cool. Phew! Even he knows there's no one stupid enough arond here to suggest that!

But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?

a1aara · Post by **a1aara** » March 8, 2005 9:44 am

Does the FCC monitor this board?

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » March 8, 2005 9:44 am

http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/spank_ ... monkey.htm

And there's a ton of other games on fetchfido...There's even a Spank the Frank...Penguin game...

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 8, 2005 9:47 am

a1aara wrote:Does the FCC monitor this board?

I think that the FCC is really liberal compared to some of the moderation on this board.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » March 8, 2005 9:48 am

iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?

There is nothing fun about violence aimed at inflatable animals...

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » March 8, 2005 9:49 am

rednekkPH wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?
There is nothing fun about violence aimed at inflatable animals...

next thing you'll tell us is that it makes baby jesus cry

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 8, 2005 9:49 am

I guess worthless fu**ing music news about bands nobody gives a damn about is the only thing that is acceptable to post around here anymore.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » March 8, 2005 9:50 am

Damn............... I lost some more of my post count........ With a few threads being deleted, I celebrated breaking the 4000 post twice already!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I'm not gonna post too much more here in this thread as it will vanish soon............

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » March 8, 2005 9:51 am

PHBeerman wrote:I guess worthless fu**ing music news about bands nobody gives a damn about is the only thing that is acceptable to post around here anymore.

Yes. CONFORM, dammit!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » March 8, 2005 9:51 am

ph4ever wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?
There is nothing fun about violence aimed at inflatable animals...

next thing you'll tell us is that it makes baby jesus cry

It makes Inflatable baby jesus cry. The other one really doesn't give a sh*t one way or the other.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » March 8, 2005 9:52 am

iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?

When thy spanketh thou monkey, monkey seed be soweth upon the land. Wasteth not, wanteth not. So sayeth the Monkey King. Monkey seed shall be useth only for humpeth action.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » March 8, 2005 9:52 am

rednekkPH wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?
There is nothing fun about violence aimed at inflatable animals...

next thing you'll tell us is that it makes baby jesus cry
It makes Inflatable baby jesus cry. The other one really doesn't give a sh*t one way or the other.

I'm going to church today.............. I've had it............

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » March 8, 2005 9:58 am

IsleReef wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:But seriously, what was wrong with the monkey thread?
There is nothing fun about violence aimed at inflatable animals...

next thing you'll tell us is that it makes baby jesus cry
It makes Inflatable baby jesus cry. The other one really doesn't give a sh*t one way or the other.
I'm going to church today.............. I've had it............

Don't go to church - that's where the spiders are!