PWI (posting while intoxicated)...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 18, 2005 11:59 pm

shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:My TPer is 15 minutes late. ( if confused, consult what are you drankin thread- too lazy for a link)
I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha.

I went TPng once when I had a slumber party in 6th grade. My parents saw the house we did up the street and made us go apologize and clean it up!

I always hoped I would be the 'cool mom' and not mind a good-natured TP session with my kids.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:02 am

We have this friend that we have had since high school and every Friday night for about 4 months we would TP his house. He dad got so mad that he called the police on us. We were able to get away before the fuzz showed up! Good times.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:04 am

Teeheee. You said 'fuzz'.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 19, 2005 12:05 am

shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:My TPer is 15 minutes late. ( if confused, consult what are you drankin thread- too lazy for a link)
I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!

I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:07 am

shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:My TPer is 15 minutes late. ( if confused, consult what are you drankin thread- too lazy for a link)
I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????

That brought a smile to my face! Like my grandpa always said "Wrap it before you tap IT"

Just kidding, my grandpa never said that - the only sex advice my grandpa gave me was "Why ruin your life for five minutes of pleasure."

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:07 am

shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:My TPer is 15 minutes late. ( if confused, consult what are you drankin thread- too lazy for a link)
I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????

It's vewwwy vewwwy dangerous if IT isn't wrapped. If IT gets too wet it might explode all over the place.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:08 am

captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote: I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????
That brought a smile to my face! Like my grandpa always said "Wrap it before you tap IT"

Just kidding, my grandpa never said that - the only sex advice my grandpa gave me was "Why ruin your life for five minutes of pleasure."

I think when I ruined mine it was more like a half hour. But that's neither here nor there.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 19, 2005 12:09 am

captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote: I'm there with ya...any particular victim they had in mind tonight, or just random TPng.
She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????
That brought a smile to my face! Like my grandpa always said "Wrap it before you tap IT"

Just kidding, my grandpa never said that - the only sex advice my grandpa gave me was "Why ruin your life for five minutes of pleasure."

My talk from Mom was... Don't do it because you won't want to stop.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:10 am

buffettbride wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote: She is home now. Definate victims. Premeditated TPing.
Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????
That brought a smile to my face! Like my grandpa always said "Wrap it before you tap IT"

Just kidding, my grandpa never said that - the only sex advice my grandpa gave me was "Why ruin your life for five minutes of pleasure."
I think when I ruined mine it was more like a half hour. But that's neither here nor there.

Tomato/Tomahto

We should all be so lucky!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:11 am

My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 19, 2005 12:13 am

our house got TPed once it was kids from our church

my MOM was mad at ME my fault somehow

my response "hey you make me go to that church don't blame
me"

grounded again.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:14 am

captainjoe wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote: Boyfriend?
My paperboy. That will teach him for not wrapping the paper when it was raining!!!!!
I think his parents need to have THE talk with him. Doesn't he know he should always wrap IT when it is put in the situation of becoming wet????
That brought a smile to my face! Like my grandpa always said "Wrap it before you tap IT"

Just kidding, my grandpa never said that - the only sex advice my grandpa gave me was "Why ruin your life for five minutes of pleasure."
I think when I ruined mine it was more like a half hour. But that's neither here nor there.
Tomato/Tomahto

We should all be so lucky!

I still love you, don't worry.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 19, 2005 12:14 am

buffettbride wrote:My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.

I didn't really get a talk- just that famous quote that noone wants to hear come out of their parents mouth.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 19, 2005 12:16 am

ragtopW wrote:our house got TPed once it was kids from our church

my MOM was mad at ME my fault somehow

my response "hey you make me go to that church don't blame
me"

grounded again.

Did they make you clean it up? Our old neighbor would leave for work at 6 am and make his son get up and clean it up if he saw it before he left!

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:17 am

shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.
I didn't really get a talk- just that famous quote that noone wants to hear come out of their parents mouth.

What is the quote? I am dying to know - since all I ever learned was from my grampa!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 19, 2005 12:18 am

shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:our house got TPed once it was kids from our church

my MOM was mad at ME my fault somehow

my response "hey you make me go to that church don't blame
me"

grounded again.
Did they make you clean it up? Our old neighbor would leave for work at 6 am and make his son get up and clean it up if he saw it before he left!

yep I cleaned it up

and after I got 1 week for the TP (which I was home and asleep while it happened)
and 3 weeks for my smart mouth

they wondered who sliced the tires of the people who did it

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 19, 2005 12:18 am

captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.
I didn't really get a talk- just that famous quote that noone wants to hear come out of their parents mouth.
What is the quote? I am dying to know - since all I ever learned was from my grampa!

Don't do it because you won't want to stop

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 19, 2005 12:19 am

captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.
I didn't really get a talk- just that famous quote that noone wants to hear come out of their parents mouth.
What is the quote? I am dying to know - since all I ever learned was from my grampa!

Something about don't do it 'cause it might feel good.

The thing is, most guys have it all figured out at a pretty early age. Chicks don't really have a clue until we're a bit older. Not really a fair game if you ask me. I mean, sheesh...no one really sits down and explains that double-clicking your own mouse will result in a power surge!!

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:19 am

ragtopW wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:our house got TPed once it was kids from our church

my MOM was mad at ME my fault somehow

my response "hey you make me go to that church don't blame
me"

grounded again.
Did they make you clean it up? Our old neighbor would leave for work at 6 am and make his son get up and clean it up if he saw it before he left!
yep I cleaned it up

and after I got 1 week for the TP (which I was home and asleep while it happened)
and 3 weeks for my smart mouth

they wondered who sliced the tires of the people who did it

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » March 19, 2005 12:20 am

buffettbride wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My momma never gave me the talk. But I knew that it was supposed to be BAAAAD...so I did it as often as I could.
I didn't really get a talk- just that famous quote that noone wants to hear come out of their parents mouth.
What is the quote? I am dying to know - since all I ever learned was from my grampa!
Something about don't do it 'cause it might feel good.

The thing is, most guys have it all figured out at a pretty early age. Chicks don't really have a clue until we're a bit older. Not really a fair game if you ask me. I mean, sheesh...no one really sits down and explains that double-clicking your own mouse will result in a power surge!!

Will you marry me BB?