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Barnyard Buddies

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:41 pm
by rednekkPH
Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows
Wisconsin Man, 63, Accused of Having Sex With Calves on Farm, Usually After Local Bar Closed
The Associated Press

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. Feb 26, 2005 — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:43 pm
by balcony girls
this topic could also serve as the title of MonkeyBoy's travel journal to Alpena. . . . .

:D

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:44 pm
by ph4ever
why do I have the urge to say


MUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO :o :lol:

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:52 pm
by buffettbride
This makes Bessy vewwwy vewwwy angry :lol:

Image

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:55 pm
by nycparrothead
balcony girls wrote:this topic could also serve as the title of MonkeyBoy's travel journal to Alpena. . . . .

:D
How did I know I'd be mentioned in this thread... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:56 pm
by buffettbride
nycparrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:this topic could also serve as the title of MonkeyBoy's travel journal to Alpena. . . . .

:D
How did I know I'd be mentioned in this thread... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
Because it involves beastiality. :lol:

Posted: March 23, 2005 2:56 pm
by balcony girls
nycparrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:this topic could also serve as the title of MonkeyBoy's travel journal to Alpena. . . . .

:D
How did I know I'd be mentioned in this thread... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh, we have a LOT of catching up to do on you . . .

:wink:

Posted: March 23, 2005 3:06 pm
by nycparrothead
balcony girls wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:this topic could also serve as the title of MonkeyBoy's travel journal to Alpena. . . . .

:D
How did I know I'd be mentioned in this thread... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh, we have a LOT of catching up to do on you . . .

:wink:
I was afraid of that.... I think I'll just assume the worst and that should pretty much cover it.. :lol:

Posted: March 23, 2005 3:08 pm
by Tiki Bar
I bet he got the idea from Jonathon Brandmeier's Moo Moo Song! (based on a true story)

Well it's Friday night
I don't know what to do
I think I'll go down
to the Lincoln Park Zoo
Oh yeah there's a lot to do
When it's just me and you

So I got a six pack
and a bail of hay
Tell your fool friends
to stay outta my way
They locked the gate
But I'll get there anyway
Cuz I'm gonna make woopie tonight

Moo Moo
I love you
I know you're a cow
but anything will do
Oo eee
can't you see
I just wanna make love to you
So I got inside
and what did I see
Some big ol elephants
and little monkeys
They don't matter
you're the only one for me
My dairy dollar ain't no udder

Moo Moo
I love you
I know you're a cow
but anything will do
Oo eee
can't you see
I just wanna make love to you

Uh oh, here comes a big ol man
better get a move on
and pull up my pants
He spoiled my life
ruined my plans,
but someday I'll be back for you

Moo Moo
I love you
I know you're a cow
but anything will do
Oo eee
can't you see
I just wanna make love to you


(The scary thing is - googling didn't help - that's all from memory!)

Posted: March 23, 2005 8:17 pm
by Ilph
I guess he got tired of making love to the squeeky cheese curds. He wanted to go right to the top.

Posted: March 24, 2005 12:20 am
by st.somewhere
Hmmm... Use the cute, lil' calves instead of the big, old cows. :-?
BRILLIANT!!!! :lol:

Posted: March 24, 2005 5:38 am
by Ilph
st.somewhere wrote:Hmmm... Use the cute, lil' calves instead of the big, old cows. :-?
BRILLIANT!!!! :lol:
You sound like a Guiness commercial :P