Let's lighten the mood around here.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 24, 2005 1:34 pm

If Shane were a logger.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 24, 2005 1:37 pm

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » March 24, 2005 1:38 pm

PHBeerman wrote:

There used to be a homeless guy in Times Square with a sign that said NEED MONEY FOR BEER, POT & HOOKERS. Then in smaller print underneath that it said At least I'm not bullshitting you.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 24, 2005 1:40 pm

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » March 24, 2005 1:41 pm

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 24, 2005 1:41 pm

LIPH wrote: There used to be a homeless guy in Times Square with a sign that said NEED MONEY FOR BEER, POT & HOOKERS. Then in smaller print underneath that it said At least I'm not bullshitting you.

This guy??

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » March 24, 2005 1:43 pm

My cat likes peeps...well... until he realizes they are marshmallow...

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » March 24, 2005 1:44 pm

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » March 24, 2005 1:53 pm

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » March 24, 2005 1:53 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:

My cat likes peeps...well... until he realizes they are marshmallow...

Gurl!!! Are you going to submit that to mycathatesyou.com???

I already told you... my girl's got robbed this month.

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » March 24, 2005 1:57 pm

In a local real estate ad: ...With 50 foot dick. Must see. Won't last long!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » March 24, 2005 2:00 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote: There used to be a homeless guy in Times Square with a sign that said NEED MONEY FOR BEER, POT & HOOKERS. Then in smaller print underneath that it said At least I'm not bullshitting you.
This guy??

The guy in Times Square didn't have a beard.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » March 24, 2005 2:03 pm

Saw one down at Mission Beach a few years back:

" Spare Change for,
who am I kidding,
BEER "

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » March 24, 2005 2:05 pm

PHBeerman wrote:

I swear I could see 'em moving!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » March 24, 2005 2:05 pm

There's another guy in Times Square who has a sign that says "Tell Me Off for $1." Hell, I'll tell him off for free.

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » March 24, 2005 2:07 pm

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » March 24, 2005 2:08 pm

I think I may have missed the point of this thread.

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » March 24, 2005 2:09 pm

Here's one for monkey boy

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » March 24, 2005 2:10 pm

PHAW Webmistress wrote:

Yeah, when they are slow it takes the sport out of it.

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