Mexican Ingenuity

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » March 28, 2005 5:54 pm

An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to spade his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him,was in prison. So the old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament...

Oye Francisco,
I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be able to plant my chile gardenz this year. I just getting too old to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you wood dig the garden for me mijo.

Siempre, tu papi.

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Papi,
Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES!
Love, Francisco

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Poppy,
Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do.
Love, Francisco

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » March 28, 2005 6:10 pm

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » March 29, 2005 1:37 am

Thats an oldie but a goodie!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » March 29, 2005 8:01 am

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » March 29, 2005 8:53 am

So where were the bodies?

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » March 30, 2005 4:43 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » April 6, 2005 9:18 pm

funny

poohbear1324 · Post by **poohbear1324** » April 6, 2005 9:22 pm