Pot Smoking Monkey

HockeyParrotHead · Post by **HockeyParrotHead** » April 5, 2005 12:06 am

I apologize in advance, but this cracked me up ...

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "Duuuuuude!.......How much water did you drink?!!"

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » April 5, 2005 12:34 am

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » April 5, 2005 1:42 am

RFLMAO!!!!
What can I say?... I'm blasted right now!!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 5, 2005 7:51 am

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » April 5, 2005 8:13 am

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 5, 2005 8:38 am

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 5, 2005 8:51 am

That's great!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 5, 2005 10:11 am

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » April 5, 2005 11:12 am

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 5, 2005 11:25 pm

What is this Joint you speak of????

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 6, 2005 2:16 am

Niiiiiice!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 6, 2005 7:02 am

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » April 6, 2005 11:09 am

smoking marijuana cigarettes is bad...

monkeys smoking marijuana cigarettes is hilarious.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » April 6, 2005 11:49 am

Where can I get some smoke like that ?

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » April 6, 2005 12:20 pm

12vmanRick wrote:Where can I get some smoke like that ?

HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Great to see you on the board again!

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » April 6, 2005 12:21 pm

land_shark3 wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:Where can I get some smoke like that ?
HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Great to see you on the board again!

yes, and I got that DAMN virus AGAIN two weeks ago.. ughh.. and I thought I wouldn't get it again if I avoided YOU PEOPLE

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » April 6, 2005 12:34 pm

12vmanRick wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:Where can I get some smoke like that ?
HE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Great to see you on the board again!
yes, and I got that DAMN virus AGAIN two weeks ago.. ughh.. and I thought I wouldn't get it again if I avoided YOU PEOPLE

Maybe there is something else you need to avoid... (looking back at topic of this thread)