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Tiki Bar wrote:Little Joe (guinea pig) has been very upset that I haven't given him lettuce, carrots, or apples for almost a week... (I've been busy - haven't made it to the grocery store).

Poor fella - got tired of his "talking", so I fed him the only veggie in the drawer - a green pepper. Well, his cage is right next to the puter, and I swear he's releasing SBD pepper fffffffffffarts!

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?

it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !

I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .



and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"

It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

have gun will travel

'cept on an airplane to Cali...unless you're gonna get one of them big orange "There's a gun in here...run away, run away!!" stickers on your suitcase.

I have one of those Airline carriers

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

LIPH wrote: Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"

It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

have gun will travel

'cept on an airplane to Cali...unless you're gonna get one of them big orange "There's a gun in here...run away, run away!!" stickers on your suitcase.

I have one of those Airline carriers

I know, I know...I took some poetic license with the run away, run away line...

it really says, "Run away, run away, he's a freakin' gun nut!"