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Posted: April 6, 2005 10:57 am
by balcony girls
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Gulfbreeze wrote:DonnaKayDunbar wrote:balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

That was no bird... it was Gulfbreeze.

Here again...the opportunity to become more than vulgar has presented itself...but I gotta go with this..


All I can say is... the mental picture of GB in a tree above BG's car... drop-trou and perched...
Yeah... that's disturbing...
actually it looks like the " perp " must have simply squatted right on the glass. . . there are signs of obvious . . er. . skid marks. . .

Posted: April 6, 2005 10:58 am
by Gulfbreeze
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Gulfbreeze wrote:DonnaKayDunbar wrote:balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

That was no bird... it was Gulfbreeze.

Here again...the opportunity to become more than vulgar has presented itself...but I gotta go with this..


All I can say is... the mental picture of GB in a tree above BG's car... drop-trou and perched...
Yeah... that's disturbing...
Yet somewhere deep down inside...I know it's a tad arousing..

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Posted: April 6, 2005 11:00 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
balcony girls wrote:
actually it looks like the " perp " must have simply squatted right on the glass. . . there are signs of obvious . . er. . skid marks. . .

That's really icky.
Funny, but icky.
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:00 am
by balcony girls
hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .
hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:00 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
Gulfbreeze wrote:
Yet somewhere deep down inside...I know it's a tad arousing..

.

Hey man, whatever gets you off...

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:00 am
by buffettbride
balcony girls wrote:hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .
hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

Performance anxiety. And there's not enough magnifying glasses for the whole class.
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:01 am
by PHBeerman
Damn birds.
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:04 am
by balcony girls
buffettbride wrote:balcony girls wrote:hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .
hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

Performance anxiety. And there's not enough magnifying glasses for the whole class.
I really didn't notice the size of it , really . . this one is different . . .it's animated. . .! ! !
you gotta see it ! !
I laughed so hard I spewed. . ! !

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:04 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
buffettbride wrote:balcony girls wrote:hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .
hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

Performance anxiety. And there's not enough magnifying glasses for the whole class.
hi... jack...
(I'm not so mean to make fun of winkies... just that some people like to poop on cars...)
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:05 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
balcony girls wrote:buffettbride wrote:balcony girls wrote:hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .
hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

Performance anxiety. And there's not enough magnifying glasses for the whole class.
I really didn't notice the size of it , really . . this one is different . . .it's animated. . .! ! !
you gotta see it ! !
I laughed so hard I spewed. . ! !

We always knew that GB was talented... bue ANIMATED?
This I've got to see...
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:20 am
by Gulfbreeze
So I take the pups out and this is what I come back to?
Y'all are mean, Mean, MEAN!!
Meet you all at Caliente Resort..
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:24 am
by buffettbride
**smoochies** sweet David. you know i love ya.
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:25 am
by balcony girls
Gulfbreeze wrote:So I take the pups out and this is what I come back to?
Y'all are mean, Mean, MEAN!!
Meet you all at Caliente Resort..
room 136, right . . .? ? ?
think they ever got that stain out . . ? ?
you know we luv ya, man . . .
btw. . .THAT'S NOT YOUR WINKY. . . WHAT DID YO DO WITH HIM . . .

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:29 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
balcony girls wrote:
btw. . .THAT'S NOT YOUR WINKY. . . WHAT DID YO DO WITH HIM . . .

It's his stunt winky, perhaps?
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:32 am
by Brown Eyed Girl
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Gulfbreeze wrote:DonnaKayDunbar wrote:balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

That was no bird... it was Gulfbreeze.

Here again...the opportunity to become more than vulgar has presented itself...but I gotta go with this..


All I can say is... the mental picture of GB in a tree above BG's car... drop-trou and perched...
Yeah... that's disturbing...
OH......MY......GAWD
ROTFLMAOPMP

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:36 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
Glad I could make you laugh.
How's the leg by the way?
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:38 am
by Brown Eyed Girl
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
Glad I could make you laugh.
How's the leg by the way?
first you have to get that pic out of my head!
((((((((GB))))))))) You know I love you.
Not much change with the leg. Still hurting, but have doc appt tomorrow, hoping for good news.
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:39 am
by LIPH
balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
Posted: April 6, 2005 11:42 am
by Brown Eyed Girl
LIPH wrote:balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"
It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

Posted: April 6, 2005 11:50 am
by balcony girls
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:LIPH wrote:balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?
it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !
I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .
and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"
It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

would you step away from my car, please. . .and take your ralph with you . . .
jeez. . .that's all I need to go along with the birdie /UFO/ GB deposit. . .
btw. . hope you feel much better. . .hang around here, we'll make you laugh ! !
