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Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover.

12vmanRick wrote:Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover.

this sounds like the voice of experience

I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

for what?? there is a huge range of possibilities here.....

ph4ever wrote:

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

for what?? there is a huge range of possibilities here.....

especially if it is a toothbrush that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzzz"

BG's...I'm sorry...I wasn't planning on puking on your car....I would have puked on GB first.

12vmanRick wrote:Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover.

TATER TOTS 'N CHEESE!

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

12vmanRick wrote:Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover.

TATER TOTS 'N CHEESE!

They will only enhance the smell and make you more woozy which could cause you to pass out in the shower and have your wife find you laying on the shower floor after the hot water is gone and you are all blue from the cold water hitting you but you have the shakes so bad that you can't tell the water went cold

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

for what?? there is a huge range of possibilities here.....

especially if it is a toothbrush that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzzz"

She was on the bathroom counter chewing on it. I just can't imagine how many times she has done this in the past. I couldn't possibily use enough mouthwash this morning. YUCK!

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My dog puked up somebodies cat this morning

So are you getting a new toothbrush today, Amanda?

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My dog puked up somebodies cat this morning

Now THAT'S a hairball

12vmanRick wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My dog puked up somebodies cat this morning

Now THAT'S a hairball

Rick....that didn't happen after NYE did it?

Can't wait for more tater tots and cheese...sure hope I get back there soon.

12vmanRick wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

12vmanRick wrote:Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover.

TATER TOTS 'N CHEESE!

They will only enhance the smell and make you more woozy which could cause you to pass out in the shower and have your wife find you laying on the shower floor after the hot water is gone and you are all blue from the cold water hitting you but you have the shakes so bad that you can't tell the water went cold

as Jimmy said. . ." ah, I remember my first beer " . . .



isn't this when they also say . . " honey, I made you poached eggs with grits and pork brains for breakfast. " . .

its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:BG's...I'm sorry...I wasn't planning on puking on your car....I would have puked on GB first.

I know, . . .but let's not forget to be nice to GB. . .after all, he has the boat . . .



surely as two well trained and highly capable females. . we can eventually get what we want, right . . .

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

Yet another reason not to have one of those evil little animals.

balcony girls wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:BG's...I'm sorry...I wasn't planning on puking on your car....I would have puked on GB first.

I know, . . .but let's not forget to be nice to GB. . .after all, he has the boat . . .



surely as two well trained and highly capable females. . we can eventually get what we want, right . . .

Awwwww, he knows I love him. And I wouldn't really puke on him, cuz that would just be nasty. After all, he is already in a compromising position on your car...

And I do believe he offered to teach me how to sail....

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

for what?? there is a huge range of possibilities here.....

especially if it is a toothbrush that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum