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This sucks, it's going to be in the upper 70s here today, and I am stuck behind my desk.



I hate being an adult.


Which is why I act like a child.

shakerofsalt wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum

vas deferens

PHBeerman wrote:I am stuck behind my desk.

Need us to call 9-1-1?

Tiki Bar wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:I am stuck behind my desk.

Need us to call 9-1-1?

Can you call in a bomb threat? They can tell if I do from inside the building.

buffettbride wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum

vas deferens

Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

shakerofsalt wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum

vas deferens

Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

Can I vote in the erection too? Tee hee.

buffettbride wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum

vas deferens

Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

Can I vote in the erection too? Tee hee.

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My cat has barfed every day for a week now... Hairballs.

iuparrothead wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My cat has barfed every day for a week now... Hairballs.

Maybe it's all the beer.....

mmmmmmm, cat barf. Your place must smell lovely

Cubbie Bear wrote:mmmmmmm, cat barf. Your place must smell lovely

shakerofsalt wrote:Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

I'm a general contractor... you inspired me to dig a xmas card outta the file, from our steel contractors...

I quote, from their pre-printed custom xmas card:

"Happy Holidays and may our
erections bring you joy
throughout the New Year."

Now, that was a keeper!!

Tiki Bar wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

I'm a general contractor... you inspired me to dig a xmas card outta the file, from our steel contractors...

I quote, from their pre-printed custom xmas card:

"Happy Holidays and may our
erections bring you joy
throughout the New Year."

Now, that was a keeper!!

i am also in the general contracting field ... and yet i dont think i have recieved such a card from our steel subs ..

its truly wonderful all the twists and turns this thread has taken.....just what i needed on a day such as this.

A friend (RIP) used to always ask my wife, if she wanted to come with him and see his newest erection.


Wait....he was an accountant

Tiki Bar wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

I'm a general contractor... you inspired me to dig a xmas card outta the file, from our steel contractors...

I quote, from their pre-printed custom xmas card:

"Happy Holidays and may our
erections bring you joy
throughout the New Year."

Now, that was a keeper!!

So, you deal in erections too?!?

don't get her started

Cubbie Bear wrote:A friend (RIP) used to always ask my wife, if she wanted to come with him and see his newest erection.


Wait....he was an accountant

or maybe a lawyer " posing " as an accountant. . .

I would rather put my eyes out, then eat tripe

shakerofsalt wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When someone asks me what he does for a living, I tell them he deals in erections.

I'm a general contractor... you inspired me to dig a xmas card outta the file, from our steel contractors...

I quote, from their pre-printed custom xmas card:

"Happy Holidays and may our
erections bring you joy
throughout the New Year."

Now, that was a keeper!!

So, you deal in erections too?!?

Not nearly as much as I'd like to!

(Cubbie warned you! )

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My cat has barfed every day for a week now... Hairballs.

Maybe it's all the beer.....

I don't feed them beer! Well, not yet anyway... mama's legal age, but she's the puker so I wouldn't dare let her try beer. The baby's turning 21 (cat years) in a couple weeks. We're thinking of throwing her a kegger.