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Cubbie Bear wrote:mmmmmmm, cat barf. Your place must smell lovely

Yeah, I just leave it sitting around the apartment for weeks...

My dog would eat it. When my daughter barfed Friday night, the dog was right behind lapping it up.


Dogs are stoopid

Cubbie Bear wrote:My dog would eat it. When my daughter barfed Friday night, the dog was right behind lapping it up.


Dogs are stoopid

When we were little and would have to go to the basement during a tornado, my sister always got so nervous that she would puke. Dad always brought the dog down for a "warm meal".

iuparrothead wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My cat has barfed every day for a week now... Hairballs.

Maybe it's all the beer.....

I don't feed them beer! Well, not yet anyway... mama's legal age, but she's the puker so I wouldn't dare let her try beer. The baby's turning 21 (cat years) in a couple weeks. We're thinking of throwing her a kegger.

usually just undigested cat food, but I think perhaps I saw a little bit of fur in this, just a glance, it was 5:45 am. I DO NOT make it a point of trying to figure out exatly what it is.... They've been pretty good at not doing this for some time..

Moonie wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:

Moonie wrote:One of my 5 cats puked in the hall this morning.

My cat has barfed every day for a week now... Hairballs.

Maybe it's all the beer.....

I don't feed them beer! Well, not yet anyway... mama's legal age, but she's the puker so I wouldn't dare let her try beer. The baby's turning 21 (cat years) in a couple weeks. We're thinking of throwing her a kegger.

usually just undigested cat food, but I think perhaps I saw a little bit of fur in this, just a glance, it was 5:45 am. I DO NOT make it a point of trying to figure out exatly what it is.... They've been pretty good at not doing this for some time..

Hairballs stay down a lot of the time... continual blockage.

buffettbride wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject



penis



vagina

scrotum

vas deferens

coccyx

corpus cavernosum

Corpus Christi

OMG...I'm shut in my room, sitting on my bed and using my laptop because the cleaning ladies are here and I'm trying not to laugh out loud while reading this thread so they don't think I'm nuts...

Gluteus Maximus...

Ifin you were a boy, I would say..."Better to have them think you are nuts than to show them your nuts"

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:So are you getting a new toothbrush today, Amanda?

Nah, I fiqure I'll just keep the old one. It can't be that dirty. My momma always said cats were one of the cleanest pets you could have. I believe everything my momma says.

fairhopeparrot wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:So are you getting a new toothbrush today, Amanda?

Nah, I fiqure I'll just keep the old one. It can't be that dirty. My momma always said cats were one of the cleanest pets you could have. I believe everything my momma says.

How can a cat's (or dog's) mouth be clean when it licks its butt????

LIPH wrote:

fairhopeparrot wrote:I caught my cat using my toothbrush this morning.

Yet another reason not to have one of those evil little animals.

Evil is right ... I'm probably going to go home to a big pile of cat vomit since I've been on this thread all day.

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

fairhopeparrot wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:So are you getting a new toothbrush today, Amanda?

Nah, I fiqure I'll just keep the old one. It can't be that dirty. My momma always said cats were one of the cleanest pets you could have. I believe everything my momma says.

How can a cat's (or dog's) mouth be clean when it licks its butt????

I agree with you, but remarkably I used to hear that all the time growing up. It must be an Alabama thing.

mmmm... cat yak.

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?

it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !

I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .



and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"

It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

have gun will travel

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?

it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !

I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .



and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"

It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

have gun will travel

'cept on an airplane to Cali...unless you're gonna get one of them big orange "There's a gun in here...run away, run away!!" stickers on your suitcase.

Little Joe (guinea pig) has been very upset that I haven't given him lettuce, carrots, or apples for almost a week... (I've been busy - haven't made it to the grocery store).

Poor fella - got tired of his "talking", so I fed him the only veggie in the drawer - a green pepper. Well, his cage is right next to the puter, and I swear he's releasing SBD pepper fffffffffffarts!

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?

it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !

I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .



and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark car and a bird bombs you, it's always white bird $hit? And if you have a light colored car you get technicolor bird $hit. Thinks that make you go "Hmmmmm"

It's more like things that make me go bleeeeeeech.

have gun will travel

'cept on an airplane to Cali...unless you're gonna get one of them big orange "There's a gun in here...run away, run away!!" stickers on your suitcase.

I have one of those Airline carriers