Is it because I'm blonde?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » April 7, 2005 12:00 am

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » April 7, 2005 9:47 am

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » April 8, 2005 2:43 am

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 8, 2005 11:14 pm

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » April 9, 2005 8:47 am

I'll try sending that to my blonde 20yr old...I hope I don't have to explain it to her....

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » April 9, 2005 6:52 pm

Thats a good one!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » April 10, 2005 12:22 pm

I think I met this particular blonde at the Anaheim tailgate

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 10, 2005 10:07 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:I think I met this particular blonde at the Anaheim tailgate

Yeah you did, I remember meeting you.....LOL

j/k I actually have a brain....don't always use it

but it works when I do

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 14, 2005 7:48 am

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 19, 2005 10:35 pm