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shakerofsalt
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Another Darwin Nominee

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Another darwin nominee straight from our local jail.......

A 19 year old male was waiting in his cell for the guards to open the doors for dinner. When they opened all of the doors, this man, trying to be first in line for grub, ran and jumped off the second floor balcony trying to make it on to the staircase below. Needless to say, he missed. Splat. He died because he wanted to be first in line!!!!!! :roll:
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seriously come on now...how hungry can you be?!?!?!?!
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Post by RinglingRingling »

SweetMelissa wrote:seriously come on now...how hungry can you be?!?!?!?!
not so much, now...
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SweetMelissa wrote:seriously come on now...how hungry can you be?!?!?!?!

especially for jail food :roll:
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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ph4ever wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:seriously come on now...how hungry can you be?!?!?!?!

especially for jail food :roll:
honestly that's ridiculous! :lol:
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Post by Sidew13 »

ph4ever wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:seriously come on now...how hungry can you be?!?!?!?!

especially for jail food :roll:
Depends on what day your there :roll:
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Post by tommcat327 »

thinning of the herd,natural selection,whatever you want to call it.it is a good thing when stuff like this happens,if only it would happen more often
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

as they would say on law and order....

a public service suicide

I'd feel bad for you, but I have no soul.....

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Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
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Post by shakerofsalt »

ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!
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Post by rednekkPH »

Let's see...stupid and a criminal. The man deserves a posthumous medal for removing himself from the gene pool.
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shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!
OK I did not read that it was a local jail

II was thinking.. Oh wait right there was the problem
I was thinking!!! :D
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Post by Sidew13 »

ragtopW wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!
OK I did not read that it was a local jail

II was thinking.. Oh wait right there was the problem
I was thinking!!! :D
Your local jail has 2 stories??
Ours looks like something out of Mayberry
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Post by RinglingRingling »

Sidew13 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!
OK I did not read that it was a local jail

II was thinking.. Oh wait right there was the problem
I was thinking!!! :D
Your local jail has 2 stories??
Ours looks like something out of Mayberry
Do they let you check in after a long night of tailgating? :D
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shakerofsalt
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Post by shakerofsalt »

Sidew13 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..
The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!
OK I did not read that it was a local jail

II was thinking.. Oh wait right there was the problem
I was thinking!!! :D
Your local jail has 2 stories??
Ours looks like something out of Mayberry
Ours used to. Then they had some extra $$, not to mention the other jail was actually dropping pieces on the inmates. Most people are in for petty crimes (shoplifting a pair of shoes, possesion of pot, etc.). Once evry 5 -10 years we get a ****GASP**** Murderer. This guy was in for forgery. Forgery around here is usually forging a check for , say, $20. We don't have many high tech criminals in these here parts! :wink: :lol:
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