Give me your best!!!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 7:19 pm

I was just inspired to make this thread by a phellow bner...........

Give me your best pick up line gals and guys!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 7:20 pm

I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!

Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 7:22 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!

Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"

I should have known you'd post first LOL

yes you were the inspiration

That might work too................................NOT!

Try again!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 7:23 pm

"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 7:24 pm

nycparrothead wrote:"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"

hahahah deeelicious!!!!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 7:27 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"
hahahah deeelicious!!!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 7:27 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"
hahahah deeelicious!!!!

That was deffinitely a joke! haha

MA_Buffett_Fan23 · Post by **MA_Buffett_Fan23** » April 12, 2005 7:28 pm

nycparrothead wrote:"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"

Poor Steph

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 12, 2005 7:34 pm

I guess I was something of a pushover. My husband got me by saying, "You like horses? My aunt has a whole bunch of horses and she'll let you ride anytime you want to!"

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 7:37 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:I guess I was something of a pushover. My husband got me by saying, "You like horses? My aunt has a whole bunch of horses and she'll let you ride anytime you want to!"

So, how big was his horse?

Lastplaneout · Post by **Lastplaneout** » April 12, 2005 7:40 pm

"Sooo ya know I fly airplanes, maybe I could take you up sometime"

Muahah i'm tellin ya it's not even corny...but as soon as a chick hears you're a pilot..the legs spread. Im also partial to...

"When the collar is popped....The panties will drop" Not really a pickup line...more of a guidline to live by

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 12, 2005 7:41 pm

Geez, Daniel... could you be any more romantic there?

Or less on the 'graphic' side??

Quint · Post by **Quint** » April 12, 2005 7:49 pm

One of the first things DKD said to me when we first met was...
" That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of coarse I'd be coming if I were on you to."

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 7:59 pm

These are great!

Lastplaneout · Post by **Lastplaneout** » April 12, 2005 8:00 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:These are great!

Yep yep yep..what can I say..all you chicks definitely want me

hell...even the guys

FFishstick · Post by **FFishstick** » April 12, 2005 8:15 pm

My grandfather got my grandmother with "Stick with me and you will fart through silk"

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » April 12, 2005 8:17 pm

Stick with me and you will fart through silk"

Did she get to???

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » April 12, 2005 8:18 pm

Do chicks really need pick up lines?

FFishstick · Post by **FFishstick** » April 12, 2005 8:20 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:
Stick with me and you will fart through silk"
Did she get to???

Nothin but silk Granny Panties for her. Oh yikes now I've got that visual in my head.

Thanks a lot.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 12, 2005 8:21 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:Do chicks really need pick up lines?

NO!