WORST pick-up lines of all time

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » April 13, 2005 5:03 pm

The Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time

You must wash your clothes with Windex, cause I can see myself in your pants.

So, when are we gonna get naked?

Wow that's a nice dress. It would look even nicer rolled up in a ball next to my bed.

You must be Jamaican, cause baby, Jamaican me crazy.

So, I noticed you're a girl...

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

You remind me of a hooker I knew in Fresno.

Girl, I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

You know, you have the best cleavage in this entire bar. (Yeah, thanks for singling me out!)

"Hi...my name's -------.
remember it...you'll be screaming it later."

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

and this old fave . . .

Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:05 pm

i usually go with "hi,my name's tom.i'd like to unzip your zipper"
or "can i wear your ass for a hat?"

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » April 13, 2005 5:06 pm

Tommy, you are soooooooo suave!!!!!

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:07 pm

tikitatas wrote:Tommy, you are soooooooo suave!!!!!

how YOU doin?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » April 13, 2005 5:09 pm

Giggling 'cause you said ASS and HAT in the same post.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:09 pm

The WORST (but best to me) is from Seinfeld "The Opposite"...and how I came to name my daughter Victoria...

George: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."
Woman: "I'm Victoria. Hi."

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:10 pm

tikitatas wrote:Giggling 'cause you said ASS and HAT in the same post.

'Cause everyone knows Asshats are cool!

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » April 13, 2005 5:23 pm

How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:26 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough

i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:26 pm

tommcat327 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough
i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.

what if mine are buttonfly?

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:33 pm

buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough
i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.
what if mine are buttonfly?

i'd like to unbutton your pants

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:37 pm

tommcat327 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough
i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.
what if mine are buttonfly?
i'd like to unbutton your pants

how you doin?

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:38 pm

buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough
i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.
what if mine are buttonfly?
i'd like to unbutton your pants
how you doin?

see?told ya i was smooth

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:39 pm

tommcat327 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:How these lines working for you guys? Just curious? You getting enough
i've done ok with the zipper one before,the asshat has never gotten me anywhere.
what if mine are buttonfly?
i'd like to unbutton your pants
how you doin?
see?told ya i was smooth

damn tommy. you were right.

FFishstick · Post by **FFishstick** » April 13, 2005 5:42 pm

Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » April 13, 2005 5:45 pm

FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?"

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » April 13, 2005 5:45 pm

FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

FFishstick · Post by **FFishstick** » April 13, 2005 5:46 pm

tommcat327 wrote:
FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.
that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?"

I hear that

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » April 13, 2005 5:48 pm

FFishstick wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.
that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?"
I hear that

insulting a girls private parts is far worse than asking for a pizza with benefits.

tommy...you can buy me a pizza anytime!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 13, 2005 5:50 pm

I don't need a pick-up line. I'm a lawyer, I ***** everybody.