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Are your legs tired? They must be, because you've been running through my mind all night.

Was your daddy a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

LIPH wrote:I don't need a pick-up line. I'm a lawyer, I f*** everybody.

so you're saying you're really not picky

Freshman year in college, at a dance in the student union. I had a friend, let's call him jack (cuz that's his name). He bet me $5 he could go around the room, ask every single girl "Hey! Wanna F***?" and somebody would say yes. He started, received a few slaps, a few laughed at him, but he did get a yes.

BTW - She's was a few weight classes above his playing weight, not that it mattered.

if i told you , you have a beautiful body. would you hold it against me?

from the movie hot dog. would a f*** be out of the question?

as anyone ever told you look like.......? pick out a sexy actress

i actually tried this one once drunk. and it actually worked, wrote my name & phone # on a napkin, and when leaving the bar dropped it on a waitresses tray and told her to call me.she did and we actually dated for awhile

buffettbride wrote:

FFishstick wrote:

tommcat327 wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?"

I hear that

insulting a girls private parts is far worse than asking for a pizza with benefits.

tommy...you can buy me a pizza anytime!

I was not insulting her private parts, I was insulting her cat Get your mind out of the gutter. What's a matter with you?

Hi my name is Ron Mexico wanna go south of the border with me

This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

I'll go with I can drive a 8 passenger dodge for 200 Alex

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

Wow I thought I would have to give the next line fore sure...

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

Wow I thought I would have to give the next line fore sure...

It's one of my most favoritist movies in the world!!!!

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

Wow I thought I would have to give the next line fore sure...

She's smart like that Mike spends a lot of time watching movies from her mirrored bedroom

Alan11 wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

I'll go with I can drive a 8 passenger dodge for 200 Alex

Can I buy a vowel?

isn't that movie in the Chick Flick Thread?

buffettbride wrote:

Alan11 wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:This thread is a rip off. "But I won't be unoriginal"... Now what movie is that from

Look here
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... sc&start=0

First one to get it right I'll send a free copy of the Exit Inn show from 1974. No I wasn't there...

I'm gonna go with Good Will Hunting.

I'll go with I can drive a 8 passenger dodge for 200 Alex [/quote

Can I buy a vowel?

Sure you can I bet you want the letter e as in eight

PHBeerman wrote:isn't that movie in the Chick Flick Thread?

Kiss my what?

buffettbride wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:isn't that movie in the Chick Flick Thread?

Kiss my what?

grits from Alice what prize do I win Alex

This isn't necessary a bad line...thought it was pretty clever actually...

A few weeks ago, I was at the gas station and a guy came up to me and said, "I'm new in town, are there any good restaurants around here?" I mentioned a few, then he said, "thanks, wanna come with me to one Friday night?"

...he was pretty cute to, flattered I was, but happily taken so I had to turn the poor boy down

buffettbride wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:isn't that movie in the Chick Flick Thread?

Kiss my what?

Quit dreaming Mal.

PHBeerman wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:isn't that movie in the Chick Flick Thread?

Kiss my what?

Quit dreaming Mal.

Nightmares Troy...nightmares.