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Dear Corona,

Well here I am...begging shamelessly for your forgiveness. I've been cheating on you, Corona, with White Wine! Oh how I hope you can forgive me. I've been drinking you for many years but I've become weak and vulnerable. You see, he whispers sweet nothings in my ear, he makes me laugh, he helps me relax after a long stressful day at work, and after going to bed with him I sleep like a baby. I thought he was everything I needed in a drink. But you know what, Corona.....he beats me up in the morning! He pounds on my head like a drum! You never did that to me, Corona. Why did I do you it, you ask? Well I guess sometimes the grass is greener on the other side, but boy have I learned my lesson! Please give me one more chance, Corona. I'll promise I'll never cheat again. I'll keep you nice and cold and give you all the limes you want. I'll drink you like you've never been drank before and baby I'll drink you good!! I love you, man. I hope to see you tonight.

Heart broken and hung over,
Lorilovv

lorilovv wrote:Dear Corona,

Well here I am...begging shamelessly for your forgiveness. I've been cheating on you, Corona, with White Wine! Oh how I hope you can forgive me. I've been drinking you for many years but I've become weak and vulnerable. You see, he whispers sweet nothings in my ear, he makes me laugh, he helps me relax after a long stressful day at work, and after going to bed with him I sleep like a baby. I thought he was everything I needed in a drink. But you know what, Corona.....he beats me up in the morning! He pounds on my head like a drum! You never did that to me, Corona. Why did I do you it, you ask? Well I guess sometimes the grass is greener on the other side, but boy have I learned my lesson! Please give me one more chance, Corona. I'll promise I'll never cheat again. I'll keep you nice and cold and give you all the limes you want. I'll drink you like you've never been drank before and baby I'll drink you good!! I love you, man. I hope to see you tonight.

Heart broken and hung over,
Lorilovv

Dear Lorilovv,

I myself have a confession to make to you as well, I have been unfaithful recently too. I had way too much fun at a tail-gate party earlier this week and cheated on my longtime companion Lime with Lemon. They got into a huge fight with one another after I confessed to the both of them and now they set next to me as a bottle of Sprite. I am a bit upset at you because I have been lonely but with both lemon and lime out of my life currently I need companionship and you are my best friend. So I wait patiently for you to come tonight and take me away from this hell they call a cooler. I am iced up and cold just waiting for you baby, just be gentle with me because it has been so long. Night love til we meet again.

Corona

Of all the things I miss about no longer being able to drink is pulling out the ice cold Corona. Watching it start sweating, opening the top and shoving in that lime wedge. And that first drink........ahhhhhhhhhh. It was so nice.

I'll miss you Corona.....But I will carry my water in my Corona cooler!!

Alan11 wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

So I wait patiently for you to come tonight and take me away from this hell they call a cooler. I am iced up and cold just waiting for you baby, just be gentle with me because it has been so long. Night love til we meet again.

Corona

OH! CORONA!

ph4ever wrote:Of all the things I miss about no longer being able to drink is pulling out the ice cold Corona. Watching it start sweating, opening the top and shoving in that lime wedge. And that first drink........ahhhhhhhhhh. It was so nice.

I'll miss you Corona.....But I will carry my water in my Corona cooler!!

Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry you've been sworn to celibacy! It must be hard for you. Be strong, my phriend!

lorilovv wrote:

Alan11 wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

So I wait patiently for you to come tonight and take me away from this hell they call a cooler. I am iced up and cold just waiting for you baby, just be gentle with me because it has been so long. Night love til we meet again.

Corona

OH! CORONA!

Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby.... shhh don't tell a soul it is just between me and you

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Why keep our love a secret, Corona? I want to take you out to parties, tail-gates, and concerts. I'm proud to be seen with you! You make me want to shout, dance, and sing when I'm with you! You make all giggly and silly, like teenage schoolgirl. No, Corona, my love for you is no secret!

lorilovv wrote:Why keep our love a secret, Corona? I want to take you out to parties, tail-gates, and concerts. I'm proud to be seen with you! You make me want to shout, dance, and sing when I'm with you! You make all giggly and silly, like teenage schoolgirl. No, Corona, my love for you is no secret!

Okay damnit I will admit it, I love you too, espically the stuff you do after you have had me over and over and over again. Budweiser and Miller Lite have had secret crushes on me for years but not anymore, they don't make me feel the way I do as when I am with you. They will be upset but they can get over it. There I am yours forever, take me and hold me only the way you can do. I love you LORILOVV

lorilovv wrote:Dear Corona,

Well here I am...begging shamelessly for your forgiveness. I've been cheating on you, Corona, with White Wine! Oh how I hope you can forgive me. I've been drinking you for many years but I've become weak and vulnerable. You see, he whispers sweet nothings in my ear, he makes me laugh, he helps me relax after a long stressful day at work, and after going to bed with him I sleep like a baby. I thought he was everything I needed in a drink. But you know what, Corona.....he beats me up in the morning! He pounds on my head like a drum! You never did that to me, Corona. Why did I do you it, you ask? Well I guess sometimes the grass is greener on the other side, but boy have I learned my lesson! Please give me one more chance, Corona. I'll promise I'll never cheat again. I'll keep you nice and cold and give you all the limes you want. I'll drink you like you've never been drank before and baby I'll drink you good!! I love you, man. I hope to see you tonight.

Heart broken and hung over,
Lorilovv

your punishment is no bn for a day.i think you will learn your lesson from this.

Believe me, the morning assault and battery is lesson enough!

lorilovv wrote:Believe me, the morning assault and battery is lesson enough!

LESSON LEARNED. OK YOUR FORGIVING.I'M TO EASY.

lorilovv wrote:Believe me, the morning assault and battery is lesson enough!

please send any, and all unwanted Coronas to this address. . .

balcony - section 2 - seat 3. . .

Now had you said you had been cheating on a good beer with white wine.. punishment might be necessary.

As it is.. 'tain't no biggie. Even white wine is better than something I swear was first developed by running a pipe to the Men's Room urinals at the Sauza distillery.

RRAALLPPHH!

lorilovv wrote:RRAALLPPHH!

Rafael, and Jose probably contributed to the first batch of Corona, yes..

Dear Corona,

Just wanted to tell you I haven't missed you for quite a while, now.
Sure, you were our only choice back in '79 when we would sneak into TJ looking for José Cuervo, but you always left a terrible aftertaste the morning after.

Even the mass-marketing campaign to make you taste better by adding a slice o' lime didn't fool me....
you don't have to make any other beer taste different than it was meant to by adding fruit!

Yes, Jimmy took your money to sponsor his tour. He was thinking ahead of you, furthering HIS brand, not yours. Fooled ya'!!!

Sorry, Corona
Just tellin' like it is. When I want a quality beer in Mexico nowadays, I turn to Negra Modelo or Bohemia. We only use you to put out the bonfire...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go fill up the cooler with my TRUE American friend of style and flavor....

PABST BLUE RIBBON

Lightning Bolt wrote:Dear Corona,

Just wanted to tell you I haven't missed you for quite a while, now.
Sure, you were our only choice back in '79 when we would sneak into TJ looking for José Cuervo, but you always left a terrible aftertaste the morning after.

Even the mass-marketing campaign to make you taste better by adding a slice o' lime didn't fool me....
you don't have to make any other beer taste different than it was meant to by adding fruit!

Yes, Jimmy took your money to sponsor his tour. He was thinking ahead of you, furthering HIS brand, not yours. Fooled ya'!!!

Sorry, Corona
Just tellin' like it is. When I want a quality beer in Mexico nowadays, I turn to Negra Modelo or Bohemia. We only use you to put out the bonfire...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go fill up the cooler with my TRUE American friend of style and flavor....

PABST BLUE RIBBON

YES!!! the good stuff.

Oh? and doesn't Corona make the bonfire smell bad afterward?

Dear Corona:

I'll be seeing you tonight at our Parrothead Club meet (not meat).
Oh, the things my mouth will do to you, how I will drink in your lovely Mexican taste.

Love and kisses,
citcat



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citcat wrote:Dear Corona:

I'll be seeing you tonight at our Parrothead Club meet (not meat).
Oh, the things my mouth will do to you, how I will drink in your lovely Mexican taste.

Love and kisses,
citcat



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oh sure... tease the bottle... and the guys at the meeting...

Dear, dear Corona . .

I'm remembering that hot, summer night . . .me, you . .Coast of Marseilles playing. . .I wrapped my hand around you. . .took you to my mouth . .ah-h-h-h . .as I relaxed my grip. . you stood there waiting. . .till I could stand it no more. . . again and again I returned , ,

ah-h-h . . .what a night . . . .

you have me. .there will never be another . .