Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[lorilovv]

Ok, BB, help me out here. You've got stories to tell, too. Lets quote some of the funny things our children say or have said in the past. I'll start...

Just a few minutes ago, as a matter of fact, my son beckoned me to the bathroom to wipe his bottom. He's not finished when I get there and asks me to stand there and wait for him to finish! Well he finishes his "duty" and says, "Ok, SHOWS OVER!"


I have tell this one, too...

We're in a restaraunt eating. I ask, "Logan, how's your fries?"

"Well (thinks for a second)...they're doin' just fine"!

[balcony girls]

ok. . .now tell them about the time he said. . ." aw, Momma, you're such a skillet-head. . "

[buffettbride]

Every day is a new phrase for me. Victoria always comes up with the funniest lines...here's some of her greatest hits. The Oscar will definitely go to her newfound ability to speak with God, however.


When I was 8 months pregnant (and VERY big) with my son, Victoria said in response to a comment about my appearance, "It's OK mom. There's no one more beautiful than you....on the inside."

Another one I remember is a few years back getting in the car to go somewhere she said, "Ok Mom. Let's Rock and Roll."

There's more to come, I have to think of them, though.

[lorilovv]

While working on my bachelor's degree I drug the poor thing to the library with me several times a week. We were eating out (sometimes I actually cook for the deprived child!) and he was talking very loudly. I told him to use his quiet voice....

"Why, Momma, are we at the li-berry?"

[shakerofsalt]

My 4 year old son met an overweight little girl at school this year. He came home to tell me about his new friend and said, "My friend at school, she's all blowed up."

[lorilovv]

now that made me laugh out loud!