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Posted: April 29, 2005 11:31 am
by ParrotheadGator
Posted: April 29, 2005 11:39 am
by PHBeerman
GAYtor's have no business calling anybody a hillbilly. A good friend of mine played ball for the GAYtors and he is a severe redneck even by Idaho standards.
Posted: April 29, 2005 11:45 am
by ParrotheadGator
PHBeerman wrote:
GAYtor's have no business calling anybody a hillbilly. A good friend of mine played ball for the GAYtors and he is a severe redneck even by Idaho standards.
"played ball"...you mean rode the bench? Besides, when 90% of your players are black, it's pretty safe to say they aren't hillbillies
Posted: April 29, 2005 11:58 am
by PHBeerman
ParrotheadGator wrote:PHBeerman wrote:
GAYtor's have no business calling anybody a hillbilly. A good friend of mine played ball for the GAYtors and he is a severe redneck even by Idaho standards.
"played ball"...you mean rode the bench? Besides, when 90% of your players are black, it's pretty safe to say they aren't hillbillies
I think he was a bench/special teams guy. But you still paid for him to go there. This was in the early 90's.
Yeah he is just like you. An inbred white hillbilly from Florida.
Posted: April 29, 2005 12:08 pm
by ParrotheadGator
PHBeerman wrote:ParrotheadGator wrote:PHBeerman wrote:
GAYtor's have no business calling anybody a hillbilly. A good friend of mine played ball for the GAYtors and he is a severe redneck even by Idaho standards.
"played ball"...you mean rode the bench? Besides, when 90% of your players are black, it's pretty safe to say they aren't hillbillies
I think he was a bench/special teams guy. But you still paid for him to go there. This was in the early 90's.
Yeah he is just like you. An inbred white hillbilly from Florida.
Coming from the a tater boy, that doesn't hold much credability
Posted: April 29, 2005 12:14 pm
by Cubbie Bear
play nice boys or we will declare Sweet Melissa a "Free Agent"
Posted: April 29, 2005 12:15 pm
by PHBeerman
Cubbie Bear wrote:play nice boys or we will declare Sweet Melissa a "Free Agent"
This is nice.
Posted: April 29, 2005 12:17 pm
by ParrotheadGator
PHBeerman wrote:Cubbie Bear wrote:play nice boys or we will declare Sweet Melissa a "Free Agent"
This is nice.
very nice, by my standards
so what was your friends name that was on the team?
Posted: April 29, 2005 12:21 pm
by PHBeerman
ParrotheadGator wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Cubbie Bear wrote:play nice boys or we will declare Sweet Melissa a "Free Agent"
This is nice.
very nice, by my standards
so what was your friends name that was on the team?
Earl Crocket (Spelling does not look right, I think he spells it in a strange way)
Posted: April 29, 2005 1:44 pm
by Lundah
Damn this is a busy thread.
Dating disaster:
2nd date, went to dinner at one of the hot new resturaunts in town, specializing in coastal food. We get drinks and order, I notice she just orders a small salad. Turns out she's a vegetarian.
Being single:
I'm not married, but have been happily attached for about a year now. I don't miss dating a bit, I'm extremely shy around new people so I always had a very hard time breaking the ice with women I was interested in. Only reason I wound up with my current other half is we were friends for 8 years before we started dating; originally met thanks to my ex-wife, only good thing I got out of that whole mess!
Posted: April 29, 2005 2:08 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Lundah wrote: Turns out she's a vegetarian.
Does that mean she just lays there
Posted: April 29, 2005 3:32 pm
by Lundah
I don't know, only had 1 or 2 more dates with her and things with another women I was seeing at the time started heating up so I broke it off before things went that far. And got dumped a few weeks later (on Valentine's day, no less!).
Posted: April 29, 2005 6:04 pm
by RinglingRingling
Cubbie Bear wrote:Lundah wrote: Turns out she's a vegetarian.
Does that mean she just lays there
or can only do it on a bed of fresh greens..
Posted: April 30, 2005 8:45 am
by ToplessRideFL
My worst date....LOL
Here are the facts:
Blind Date
Met @ a bar in downtown Clearwater
A few drinks later he asks me to go to a jazz club on the beach
Since things are going ok I agree
Get in his car and head to the beach....he asks me to open the glovebox and hand him a baggie. Then he says... lets do a line to "get in the mood".
I tell him coke isnt my deal...unless its diet coke! And I really would prefer not to be driving with him while he is snorting up! He tells me to get out of the car!
So I did...and walked back to the bar and drove myself home!
Posted: April 30, 2005 4:17 pm
by SweetMelissa
Cubbie Bear wrote:play nice boys or we will declare Sweet Melissa a "Free Agent"
hahaha Being a free agent hasn't been working well for me!
Thanks for looking out for me cubbie!
Posted: April 30, 2005 4:19 pm
by SweetMelissa
Keep up the good work Troy!!!! You are the best pimp!
Posted: April 30, 2005 4:21 pm
by Gulfbreeze
Cubbie Bear wrote:Lundah wrote: Turns out she's a vegetarian.
Does that mean she just lays there
I don't want to laugh...but...can't...hold...it...in
Posted: April 30, 2005 4:41 pm
by Sidew13
Sorry no real dating stories. Met my wife in High school and dated for over 7 1/2 years. We've been married for almost 7 years now. She was the only one I've ever dated
Posted: April 30, 2005 7:21 pm
by SweetMelissa
That's really sweet sidew13...you are a very lucky man
Posted: April 30, 2005 11:20 pm
by Quint
This one takes me back to H.S. I had been spending alot of time with one chic really trying to get some action. She was one of those high maintence you had to work at it types....So we are driving back to her place and this is the date that is going to get me what Iv worked all summer for. Driving down the road , one last turn to go....and Pwap! I hit a rabbit. It gets caught in the wheelwell and goes around a couple of times making a phwap phwap phawp noise. So what is my first reaction? I laugh my ass off of coarse! It was the funniest sound Iv ever heard.
So needless to say....a summer wasted.
