Dating Disasters

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:21 pm

sailingagain wrote:A lousy PIMP though.

It aint E-Z

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:23 pm

sailingagain wrote:And respect me.....I look like a serial killer in the picture you left up.

Sorry... thought you were going for the... "Just caught up with my victim" look...

Besides... think of who your talking to.. look at my avatar... do I honestly look like I have any prideor self respect left around this place

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 6:23 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
sailingagain wrote:A lousy PIMP though.
It aint E-Z

True. I don't give you much to work with.

That's your job though. Find a way to make sh*t shine.

12Volt · Post by **12Volt** » May 11, 2005 6:24 pm

Taken care of.

Looks like we scared everyone away.

I've gotta run too.

I'm sure we'll continue later.

Take it easy guys. Have a good one.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 6:25 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
sailingagain wrote:And respect me.....I look like a serial killer in the picture you left up.

look at my avatar... do I have honestly look like I have any pride left or self respect left around this place

Did you have any to begin with???

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 6:25 pm

Later 12volt!!!

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:25 pm

12Volt wrote:Take it easy guys. Have a good one.

Later Dude...
May the more desperate client win...

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:27 pm

sailingagain wrote:Did you have any to begin with???

When I first registered I did... but that was over a year ago now... and I'm friends with Cuervo... it IS his fault ya know...

Hey... maybe we can distract Jay from Melissa with a nice shirt to date

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 6:29 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
Hey... maybe we can distract Jay from Melissa with a nice shirt to date

I bet she picks the shirt over both of us.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:35 pm

sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
Hey... maybe we can distract Jay from Melissa with a nice shirt to date
I bet she picks the shirt over both of us.

Nah... she wasnt here to understand just what a special shirt it is... In fact, I dont think the shirt has even been around since Shane and I last paid it a visit in December

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 6:47 pm

I wish I had a shirt of my very own. (**SIGH**)

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 6:56 pm

I wish my shirt was closer, I miss my shirt

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 11, 2005 6:57 pm

tequilatom wrote:Troy, bring back the dating game. You can be host. SM can ask the questions ( with in reason). Td can pick the 3 contestents and away you go. have the m answer the questions. you can also do it with a little twist and have people pm you with a vote similar to love connection.

i'd throw a app in for the he!! of it , but i'm over qualified and to old.unless she likes older men

This is a cool idea. Maybe a good Friday activity.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » May 11, 2005 6:58 pm

OMG, there is no way I am living with you two in Florida.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 7:00 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OMG, there is no way I am living with you two in Florida.

We need therapy...

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 11, 2005 7:05 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OMG, there is no way I am living with you two in Florida.

C'mon....it doesn't get any better than us.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 11, 2005 7:06 pm

FTR - Kat... and those who dont know whats goin on at this point...

Melissa wants a date... she is represented by her pimp Troy (PHBeerman)
We had several applications (drawn up by Troy) and managed to narrow the field down to two candidates at this stage... Jay (12Volts) and John (sailingagain)
Jay is represented by Mallory (buffettbride)
John is represented by Me...
Both gentleman are required to have formal representation aka: pimps...to negotiate with Troy for a date with Melissa
We had a points system running... but kept coming up with a tie...
Now were in limbo....but one thing remains the same... Melissa has no say in any of this

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » May 11, 2005 7:10 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:FTR - Kat... and those who dont know whats goin on at this point...

Melissa wants a date... she is represented by her pimp Troy (PHBeerman)
We had several applications (drawn up by Troy) and managed to narrow the field down to two candidates at this stage... Jay (12Volts) and John (sailingagain)
Jay is represented by Mallory (buffettbride)
John is represented by Me...
Both gentleman are required to have formal representation aka: pimps...to negotiate with Troy for a date with Melissa
We had a points system running... but kept coming up with a tie...
Now were in limbo....but one thing remains the same... Melissa has no say in any of this

Well, being that I actually know John....he wins by default! And what a fine choice, I might add!

(But will you still eat oreos with me in the hot tub, John?)

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » May 11, 2005 7:12 pm

sailingagain wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OMG, there is no way I am living with you two in Florida.
C'mon....it doesn't get any better than us.

Welllllllllll......I'm not so sure about that

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 11, 2005 7:12 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:FTR - Kat... and those who dont know whats goin on at this point...

Melissa wants a date... she is represented by her pimp Troy (PHBeerman)
We had several applications (drawn up by Troy) and managed to narrow the field down to two candidates at this stage... Jay (12Volts) and John (sailingagain)
Jay is represented by Mallory (buffettbride)
John is represented by Me...
Both gentleman are required to have formal representation aka: pimps...to negotiate with Troy for a date with Melissa
We had a points system running... but kept coming up with a tie...
Now were in limbo....but one thing remains the same... Melissa has no say in any of this
Well, being that I actually know John....he wins by default! And what a fine choice, I might add!

(But will you still eat oreos with me in the hot tub, John?)

Hey I am the decision maker here.