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Posted: May 3, 2005 11:21 am
by PHBeerman
PHBeerman wrote:So there I was innocently watching a Cubs game when this extremely tall hot blonde walks by. I wanted to stop her with a cheesy pick-up line like "Man you sure are one tall drink of water" But I realized that she probably has heard this once or twice before. .............................
I thought that I was going to have to let this one go but then I could not help myself when I noticed that her shirt proclaimed with pride "I have been a bad girl and am in need of a spanking"
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:34 am
by PHBeerman
PHBeerman wrote:PHBeerman wrote:So there I was innocently watching a Cubs game when this extremely tall hot blonde walks by. I wanted to stop her with a cheesy pick-up line like "Man you sure are one tall drink of water" But I realized that she probably has heard this once or twice before. .............................
I thought that I was going to have to let this one go but then I could not help myself when I noticed that her shirt proclaimed with pride "I have been a bad girl and am in need of a spanking"
Once I read that, I ordered 4 Jager-bombs and took up chase.
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:38 am
by iuparrothead
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:40 am
by PHBeerman
Exactly. As much as it pains me to call them by that name, I knew that they would grab her attention. And maybe then I would be grabbing.......
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:41 am
by iuparrothead
PHBeerman wrote:
Exactly. As much as it pains me to call them by that name, I knew that they would grab her attention. And maybe then I would be grabbing.......
Your own crotch in agonizing pain.
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:43 am
by PHBeerman
iuparrothead wrote:PHBeerman wrote:
Exactly. As much as it pains me to call them by that name, I knew that they would grab her attention. And maybe then I would be grabbing.......
Your own crotch in agonizing pain.
Hey quit ruining my story. I was going to say "The tab for the dinner that I would later be buying"
Posted: May 3, 2005 11:51 am
by PHBeerman
PHBeerman wrote:iuparrothead wrote:PHBeerman wrote:
Exactly. As much as it pains me to call them by that name, I knew that they would grab her attention. And maybe then I would be grabbing.......
Your own crotch in agonizing pain.
Hey quit ruining my story. I was going to say "The tab for the dinner that I would later be buying"
And the one for breakfast the next morning if all goes well.
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:04 pm
by iuparrothead
PHBeerman wrote:PHBeerman wrote:iuparrothead wrote:PHBeerman wrote:
Exactly. As much as it pains me to call them by that name, I knew that they would grab her attention. And maybe then I would be grabbing.......
Your own crotch in agonizing pain.
Hey quit ruining my story. I was going to say "The tab for the dinner that I would later be buying"
And the one for breakfast the next morning if all goes well.
Keep dreaming...
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:05 pm
by PHBeerman
iuparrothead wrote:
Keep dreaming...
Are you going to let me finish this story or not?
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:08 pm
by iuparrothead
PHBeerman wrote:iuparrothead wrote:
Keep dreaming...
Are you going to let me finish this story or not?
Sure...
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:10 pm
by PHBeerman
So after I order up the Jager bombs I follow the bombshell into the bleachers. I time my approach just right. As I place the Jager bomb into her hand..............................
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:13 pm
by iuparrothead
PHBeerman wrote:So after I order up the Jager bombs I follow the bombshell into the bleachers. I time my approach just right. As I place the Jager bomb into her hand..............................
They don't sell liquor there...
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:17 pm
by PHBeerman
iuparrothead wrote:PHBeerman wrote:So after I order up the Jager bombs I follow the bombshell into the bleachers. I time my approach just right. As I place the Jager bomb into her hand..............................
They don't sell liquor there...
Dammit it is my story. Don't confuse me with facts.
How the hell am I supposed to work my angle without jagerbombs???
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:20 pm
by balcony girls
PHBeerman wrote:So after I order up the Jager bombs I follow the bombshell into the bleachers. I time my approach just right. As I place the Jager bomb into her hand..............................
you brush up against her 44DD's and then you pee'd you panties. .
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:22 pm
by PHBeerman
balcony girls wrote:PHBeerman wrote:So after I order up the Jager bombs I follow the bombshell into the bleachers. I time my approach just right. As I place the Jager bomb into her hand..............................
you brush up against here 44DD's and then you pee'd you panties. .
Ummm that wasn't pee.......
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:43 pm
by PHBeerman
So I run for cover and once I "calm down" I approach her again.
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:46 pm
by iuparrothead
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:47 pm
by PHBeerman
But I am cool with that.
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:52 pm
by balcony girls
PHBeerman wrote:So I run for cover and once I "calm down" I approach her again.
as she stands there staring at the front of your pants, she says. . .
what is THAT . . .! ! !!
you sheepishly say . .
Posted: May 3, 2005 12:54 pm
by PHBeerman
balcony girls wrote:PHBeerman wrote:So I run for cover and once I "calm down" I approach her again.
as she stands there staring at the front of your pants, she says. . .
what is THAT . . .! ! !!
you sheepishly say . .
You must likey.
