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Posted: May 6, 2005 1:52 pm
by shakerofsalt
My son had a Mother's Day program and luncheon at school today. We were eating chicken when he picked up his chicken wing in one hand and fork in the other and asked if he could fork it! :lol:

Posted: May 6, 2005 1:53 pm
by Konga Man
OHHHH. just forkgetit :lol:

Re: A Happy Forking Story

Posted: May 6, 2005 1:53 pm
by buffettbride
dean_siu wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
buffettbride wrote:Well, it happened again. I didn't have a fork today. I'm having salad so a knife just wouldn't cut it :lol: :lol: :wink: . This time, I asked a gal-friend a few cubicles away if she had an extra fork. She handed it to me and said, "You can keep it."

An excellent example of fork etiquette. :D

Now, if only she were cuter, I would offer a spork in return.
You could always spoon her. :wench:
It would have to be a very large spoon.
Perhaps a ladle would be better?
That's much better. I could ladle her.

Posted: May 6, 2005 1:54 pm
by HsvParrothead
shakerofsalt wrote:My son had a Mother's Day program and luncheon at school today. We were eating chicken when he picked up his chicken wing in one hand and fork in the other and asked if he could fork it! :lol:
Forkin the chicken... every young boys rite of passage

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:09 pm
by Tiki Bar
ZeroDuval wrote:I forksee a soon to be deleted thread! :D :D :D :D
forkettaboutit!

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:11 pm
by buffettbride
Tiki Bar wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:I forksee a soon to be deleted thread! :D :D :D :D
forkettaboutit!
right the fork on!

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:17 pm
by HsvParrothead
buffettbride wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:I forksee a soon to be deleted thread! :D :D :D :D
forkettaboutit!
right the fork on!
Good to know... I was starting to get so wok-ed up over it, it was making my colander clinch up

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:18 pm
by buffettbride
HsvParrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:I forksee a soon to be deleted thread! :D :D :D :D
forkettaboutit!
right the fork on!
Good to know... I was starting to get so wok-ed up over it, it was making my colander clinch up
Then we would certainly be foil-ed again. :roll: :lol:

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:43 pm
by pair8head
ZeroDuval wrote:I forksee a soon to be deleted thread! :D :D :D :D

You forker you beat me to it.

Posted: May 6, 2005 2:49 pm
by island_hopper
Forkin-A!!!

Posted: May 6, 2005 10:48 pm
by ragtopW
island_hopper wrote:Forkin-A!!!
isn't that against the law in many states?????

Posted: May 6, 2005 10:50 pm
by island_hopper
ragtopW wrote:
island_hopper wrote:Forkin-A!!!
isn't that against the law in many states?????
Who the fork cares what I do in my humble abode??

Posted: May 7, 2005 8:39 am
by ToplessRideFL
This thread has been forkjacked :roll:

Posted: May 7, 2005 8:57 am
by nycparrothead
This is one forked up thread right here.

Posted: May 7, 2005 9:05 am
by SuperTrooper
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Posted: May 7, 2005 9:05 am
by nycparrothead
SuperTrooper wrote:When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
What the fork do you know? :roll:

Posted: May 7, 2005 9:06 am
by ragtopW
island_hopper wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
island_hopper wrote:Forkin-A!!!
isn't that against the law in many states?????
Who the fork cares what I do in my humble abode??

:o :o :P

Posted: May 7, 2005 11:05 am
by buffettbride
I think I need to do the dishes, we seem to be out of forks at my house :-? :-? :P

Posted: May 7, 2005 11:06 am
by nycparrothead
buffettbride wrote:I think I need to do the dishes, we seem to be out of forks at my house :-? :-? :P
I find that really forkin' hard to believe!

Posted: May 7, 2005 11:09 am
by buffettbride
nycparrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I think I need to do the dishes, we seem to be out of forks at my house :-? :-? :P
I find that really forkin' hard to believe!
Sadly, no, this is a true forking story. Hubby's been working late every day this week, less his guys' nite playing pool with his buddies. :-? :-? :-? :cry: