Quick, bring me a beer

Hoosier PH · Post by **Hoosier PH** » May 12, 2005 3:08 pm

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV,

and said to his wife,

"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it,he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna

start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer anyway.

When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" she screams. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat
ass

down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like
your

slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day

long?"

The husband sighed, "s***, it started..."

El mojito · Post by **El mojito** » May 12, 2005 3:15 pm

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:23 pm

NICE!!!!

PalmettoSon · Post by **PalmettoSon** » May 12, 2005 4:00 pm

Achoo: Nice catch, Blinken>
Blinken: I 'eard that coming a mile away.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » May 12, 2005 11:41 pm

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » May 13, 2005 2:20 am

bwaaahaahaa

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 13, 2005 8:35 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » May 14, 2005 1:45 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » May 14, 2005 4:32 pm