Did you hear the one about...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » May 12, 2005 3:23 pm

the Balcony Girl's trip to San Juan?

The first thing they did when they got off the plane was...

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 12, 2005 3:26 pm

pee

(long flight)

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » May 12, 2005 3:27 pm

But then they wanted a refill so they headed down to the local watering hole where they ordered....

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 12, 2005 3:28 pm

sangrias & pickles

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » May 12, 2005 3:33 pm

iuparrothead wrote:sangrias & pickles

Then who walked in? No one but...

7lords · Post by **7lords** » May 12, 2005 3:40 pm

Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » May 12, 2005 3:41 pm

7lords wrote:Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie

Also known in some circles as Monkeyboy and SweetMelissa!
Hilarity ensued when Monkeyboy said... "---------"

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:16 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
7lords wrote:Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie
Also known in some circles as Monkeyboy and SweetMelissa!
Hilarity ensued when Monkeyboy said... "---------"

"No really guys I'm straight"

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 12, 2005 4:25 pm

When the raucous laughter finally died down, the Balcony Girls insisted that Sweet Melissa regale them with her most recent dating tale . . .

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » May 12, 2005 4:37 pm

tikitatas wrote:When the raucous laughter finally died down, the Balcony Girls insisted that Sweet Melissa regale them with her most recent dating tale . . .

But she said, "Sorry, I don't think it's appropriate to talk about that here. I'll send you a Private Message"

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » May 12, 2005 4:39 pm

However it had something to with a pole and a lack of clothing.

Well that got poor Monkey Boy so riled up that he ...

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » May 12, 2005 4:41 pm

Forgot about his extreme gayness for just a minute, and.......

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 12, 2005 4:43 pm

. . . conducted a poll of his own, by asking the burning question . . .

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:45 pm

Why does it burn when I pee?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:48 pm

The options to the poll were
A.

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » May 12, 2005 4:49 pm

You came in contact with a dirty banana

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:51 pm

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 12, 2005 4:53 pm

B. You are supposed to unplug the toaster before you do that

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:53 pm

You stuck it in the wrong place?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 12, 2005 4:53 pm

You been drankin' battery acid . . .

and C.