The BN Dating Game

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 18, 2005 11:23 pm

risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

Melissa's Man · Post by **Melissa's Man** » May 18, 2005 11:39 pm

You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 18, 2005 11:41 pm

Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

hey.....who are you??????

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 18, 2005 11:43 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

hey.....who are you??????

Do you need me to kick his ass?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 18, 2005 11:44 pm

I wanna know who it is!

And they should be nice to the Bachelors!!!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 18, 2005 11:45 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:I wanna know who it is! And they should be nice to the Bachelors!!!

It must be your man from a couple weeks ago.

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 18, 2005 11:47 pm

PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside.

I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.

God I s*** at this part

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 18, 2005 11:48 pm

Bachelor #3 wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.
Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside. I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.

God I s*** at this part

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no no no you did just fine....no worries!

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 18, 2005 11:51 pm

Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

one word. . stretched out a bit . .

B. . . .O. . . .R. . . .I. . . N . . .G . . .

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 18, 2005 11:52 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
Bachelor #3 wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.
Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside. I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.

God I s*** at this part

no no no you did just fine....no worries!

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Thanks Beautiful.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 18, 2005 11:54 pm

Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 18, 2005 11:58 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 19, 2005 12:00 am

You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 19, 2005 12:00 am

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

Thanks, I was going for the brownie points with that one.

It's from the school's website...

http://www.worcester.edu/images/photos/lancer_small.gif

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 19, 2005 12:02 am

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn, Troy. You are good!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 19, 2005 12:03 am

Bachelor #3 wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.
Damn, Troy. You are good!

There is a reason someone as fine as my wife married someone as rough as myself.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 19, 2005 12:04 am

balcony girls wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!
. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

I really have been away from you OARS too long I need to get back to the house!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 19, 2005 12:07 am

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn Troy that was pretty goood

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 19, 2005 12:08 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!
. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

I really have been away from you OARS too long I need to get back to the house!

I'll be your OAR any time, Paddle away Baby!

Is that risque enough?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 19, 2005 12:08 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn Troy that was pretty goood

It was the best I could throw together in about 30 seconds. I am just trying to teach these 2 young lads a thing or 2.