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Boy, did I go to the wrong college

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:15 pm
by Big Red Parrothead
University Of Iowa Offers p*** Class

POSTED: 6:34 am CDT May 18, 2005

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Some University of Iowa students may be able to get an "A" in X-rated.

The school will be offering a class on p*** in the fall semester.

All 20 student slots have been filled and there's a waiting list.

Grad student Jay Clarkson is teaching the course. But he cautioned that students looking for a cheap thrill will be disappointed. He said no films or other explicit material will be shown in class. Clarkson said the class will examine the impact of porno on mainstream culture.

But Iowa House Speaker Chris Rants doesn't like the idea a bit. The lawmaker said the pornography class isn't something that should be taught with taxpayer's money.

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:40 pm
by buffettbride
Mmmmmmmmm. p***.

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:44 pm
by rednekkPH
Pornography makes baby jesus cry.

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:45 pm
by buffettbride
rednekkPH wrote:Pornography makes baby jesus cry.
Ya on the waiting list yet? :wink:

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:50 pm
by land_shark3
BB, don't you teach that class between pole dancing lessons? :wink:

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:53 pm
by rednekkPH
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Pornography makes baby jesus cry.
Ya on the waiting list yet? :wink:
No, I'm a guest speaker. I played the role of "Ubiquitous Fat Porno Guy" in Backdoor Sluts 9.

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:54 pm
by iuparrothead
I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:54 pm
by rednekkPH
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Show and Tell?

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:55 pm
by land_shark3
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:57 pm
by iuparrothead
land_shark3 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:57 pm
by buffettbride
iuparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:
So what exactly have you learned in that time? :D

Posted: May 18, 2005 1:59 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Those that can...do, those that can't....teach :lol:

Posted: May 18, 2005 2:04 pm
by iuparrothead
buffettbride wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:
So what exactly have you learned in that time? :D
I'm learnt... I'll leave it at that. 8) :lol:

Posted: May 18, 2005 2:05 pm
by FinzEast
Can i audit that class :lol:

Posted: May 18, 2005 2:18 pm
by PHBeerman
iuparrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:
So what exactly have you learned in that time? :D
I'm learnt... I'll leave it at that. 8) :lol:
Damn.....

Posted: May 18, 2005 2:21 pm
by ph4ever
rednekkPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Pornography makes baby jesus cry.
Ya on the waiting list yet? :wink:
No, I'm a guest speaker. I played the role of "Ubiquitous Fat Porno Guy" in Backdoor Sluts 9.


you really do want me and Mal to have a prayer session and hands on healing of you, don't you??

Posted: May 18, 2005 2:29 pm
by rednekkPH
ph4ever wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Pornography makes baby jesus cry.
Ya on the waiting list yet? :wink:
No, I'm a guest speaker. I played the role of "Ubiquitous Fat Porno Guy" in Backdoor Sluts 9.


you really do want me and Mal to have a prayer session and hands on healing of you, don't you??
Well, you're half right. :wink:

Posted: May 18, 2005 3:26 pm
by iuparrothead
PHBeerman wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I taught a discussion section of Human Sexuality at IU when I was a senior.
Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:
So what exactly have you learned in that time? :D
I'm learnt... I'll leave it at that. 8) :lol:
Damn.....
I haven't started my graduate studies in that yet though... 8)

Posted: May 18, 2005 3:29 pm
by buffettbride
iuparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
land_shark3 wrote:Was student participation encouraged? :o :wink:
Uh... no... it was kind of silly because I didn't know much about sex at the time! :lol: There was a 40 year old dude that had a 13 year old daughter in my section... that really made me feel inferior. :-? :lol:
So what exactly have you learned in that time? :D
I'm learnt... I'll leave it at that. 8) :lol:
Damn.....
I haven't started my graduate studies in that yet though... 8)
Planning on getting that Masters online or in person? :o :lol:

Posted: May 18, 2005 3:52 pm
by BilltheLizard
Cubbie Bear wrote:Those that can...do, those that can't....teach :lol:
and those that can't teach............teach PE. :D