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In accordance with the Bachelorette Party thread, I need some ideas for a Bachelor Party. My guys are giving me one here in 3 or 4 weeks. My instructions were "No Females Allowed!" I don't want strippers, exgirlfriends, anything like like! So, we're trying to find some fun things to do. We have a cabin in Pigeon Forge that one of the guy's family owns, so that will be cool. Getting drunk and going to ride go-carts will be much fun! What else have you all done that was a cool idea?

HEY, BOB-
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

Maybe if you REALLY wanted to have a laugh, you could call some/any of her ex-boyfriends and gloat big time.

Anyway-I wish you all the best.

Cheers & beers,
Garry

What the hell is going on in this world. No Strippers???????

PHBeerman wrote:What the hell is going on in this world. No Strippers???????

It beats the $hit out of me!!! I've recently learned this is a new trend. I know of 3 guys who asked for no strippers at their bachelor parties. You'd think these dudes are sittin' around knitting sweaters or something.

I didn't have a bachelorette party (not enough time) and Matt had his post-wedding with a buddy who got married a few months after us. They had 4 strippers in a stretch Hummer limo. They all started calling me to come party with them.

buffettbride wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:What the hell is going on in this world. No Strippers???????

It beats the $hit out of me!!! I've recently learned this is a new trend. I know of 3 guys who asked for no strippers at their bachelor parties. You'd think these dudes are sittin' around knitting sweaters or something.

I didn't have a bachelorette party (not enough time) and Matt had his post-wedding with a buddy who got married a few months after us. They had 4 strippers in a stretch Hummer limo. They all started calling me to come party with them.

Hell, strippers are not for the poor schmuck who is about to be married, they are a gift to that dudes buddies.


Looks like I need to add to my "You might be a homo if........" list.

PHBeerman wrote:
Hell, strippers are not for the poor schmuck who is about to be married, they are a gift to that dudes buddies.

Tell that to Matt's buddy who....nevermind.

But yes, I agree. Strippers are there mostly for the entertainment of the guests. The bachelor is usually so freaked out that his FIL who is also probably in attendance will see something he shouldn't.

In my personal experience, FILs were usually the most "grabby" of the whole bunch though.

If you need any ideas about a bachelor party, just watch the movie "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks....it's a very nice instructional video!!!

A round of golf, with the bachelor being required to do a shot at each hole. Shots for the others in the group are at that player's option.

buffettbride wrote:4 strippers in a stretch Hummer

So many lines, so little time.

1) you're asking your buddies to give up a saturday that could be better spent doing anything other than going to a wedding

2) you're asking your buddies to spend their money to buy your bride some useless kitchen appliance that you had no say in the selection of

3) and then to add insult to injury, your not having strippers at your bachelor party?

THE GIRLS ARN'T FOR YOU, THEY ARE THERE FOR YOUR BUDDIES!

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:4 strippers in a stretch Hummer

So many lines, so little time.

I try my best.

Weirdest bach. party I ever got invited to....

We went to the Dog Track and then to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.