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LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:ok . .look . .

monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day

Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder.

then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ?

balcony girls wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:ok . .look . .

monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day

Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder.

then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ?

You could just rest them on his head.

balcony girls wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:ok . .look . .

monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day

Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder.

then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ?

Try shins.

Wow, this thread is chock full of great boob advice! We should be posting what our sizes are, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended) Cause I know for me, gravity would not allow one of those Nubra things to work - it'd hafta be made of stainless steel or somethin. Now that Bert and Ernie are on their southern migration, matters are just getting worse.

Mal - where'd ya find the tank tops?

MojosMama wrote:Wow, this thread is chock full of great boob advice! We should be posting what our sizes our, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended) Cause I know for me, gravity would not allow one of those Nubra things to work - it'd hafta be made of stainless steel or somethin. Now that Bert and Ernie are on their southern migration, matters are just getting worse.

Mal - where'd ya find the tank tops?

yea I could use some myself - thanks for askin'

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:ok . .look . .

monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day

Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder.

then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ?

Try shins.

oh, my . .that makes him seem . .almost . .insignificant . .! !

and . .ineffective . . ! !

ph4ever wrote:

MojosMama wrote:Wow, this thread is chock full of great boob advice! We should be posting what our sizes our, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended) Cause I know for me, gravity would not allow one of those Nubra things to work - it'd hafta be made of stainless steel or somethin. Now that Bert and Ernie are on their southern migration, matters are just getting worse.

Mal - where'd ya find the tank tops?

yea I could use some myself - thanks for askin'

Incoming for both ya'll!

MojosMama wrote:We should be posting what our sizes our, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended)

I think that for such an important comparison, we will need photographic evidence.


(oh, come on - somebody had to say it)

rednekkPH wrote:(oh, come on - somebody had to say it)

We'll always have Nissan, Frankie.

rednekkPH wrote:[quote="MojosMama"We should be posting what our sizes our, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended)

I think that for such an important comparison, we will need photographic evidence.


(oh, come on - somebody had to say it) [/quote]


all photographic evidence has been uh........lost - yea that's it lost

ph4ever wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:[quote="MojosMama"We should be posting what our sizes our, for the sake of comparing apples to apples (pun definitely intended)

I think that for such an important comparison, we will need photographic evidence.


(oh, come on - somebody had to say it)

all photographic evidence has been uh........lost - yea that's it lost[/quote]

I thought they were all being held pending the full-length movie deal . .! !

iuparrothead wrote:... without having to strap on...

huh uh huh huh huh... you said...

BilltheLizard wrote:If your nipples are pierced you could attach a chain to the piercings and run it around your neck at whatever length you desired.

I always love your suggestions!

Forget the sundress all together, Slather those biscuits in butter and honey and have a party.

As the host of the nationally acclaimed Sporkcenter it is in my Dirk Diggler's full journalistic duty and responsibility to investigate this matter to the fullest leaving no biscuit or melon unturned or unstoed or untouched.

Sincerely,

Dirk Diggler host of Sporkcenter

I heart boobs ()

Where oh where to begin...
So little time...So many thoughts...

FFishstick wrote:Forget the sundress all together, Slather those biscuits in butter and honey and have a party.

Southerners usually have their biscuits with hot creme gravy.

ph4ever wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Forget the sundress all together, Slather those biscuits in butter and honey and have a party.

Southerners usually have their biscuits with hot creme gravy.

...sausage gravy...

who put the quarter in me??

Tiki Bar wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Forget the sundress all together, Slather those biscuits in butter and honey and have a party.

Southerners usually have their biscuits with hot creme gravy.

...sausage gravy...

who put the quarter in me??

I don't know but I've got a roll right here to keep feeding you

balcony girls wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

LIPH wrote:

balcony girls wrote:ok . .look . .

monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day

Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder.

then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ?

Try shins.

oh, my . .that makes him seem . .almost . .insignificant . .! !

and . .ineffective . . ! !

Duh....whats your point