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Dave barry wrote a few columns on the Colossal Colon when it was in Miami. Obviously it's for a serious purpose but the columns are great.....
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buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I like my ass the way it is.
I like my ass the way it is too, exit only.
No comment. :oops: :lol:
Probably a good decision. :wink:
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I can hear ToplessRideFL in my head saying "made you look!" :lol:

I didn't realize I had a string of rope lights up my as* :o
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Tiki Bar wrote:I didn't realize I had a string of rope lights up my as* :o
Didn't you ever wonder what the extension cord was for?
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Tiki Bar wrote:I can hear ToplessRideFL in my head saying "made you look!" :lol:
lol...WELL I did want a catchy Subject line...but I was really going for the.."I can't believe this thing...who'd want to walk through a colon?"

LOL Picture the fact that I was on w/ a client who had me pull it up online while she was on the phone.... and she is serious...in health care..CEO of a hospital! I was like..... Uh Uh..... did you have a good turn out when it visited your facility? I wanted to die laughing!
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Post by MojosMama »

buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I like my ass the way it is.
I like my ass the way it is too, exit only.
No comment. :oops: :lol:
Ummmm no comment here either.....nosiree, none at all 8)
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rednekkPH wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:I didn't realize I had a string of rope lights up my as* :o
Didn't you ever wonder what the extension cord was for?
There has to be a witty comeback for this... but I'm coming up empty! :oops: :lol: :wink:
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Tiki Bar wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:I didn't realize I had a string of rope lights up my as* :o
Didn't you ever wonder what the extension cord was for?
There has to be a witty comeback for this... but I'm coming up empty! :oops: :lol: :wink:
I thought of 2...but my post might be deleted!
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I can only hear that feeble joke echoing . . .
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" :o
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ToplessRideFL wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:I can hear ToplessRideFL in my head saying "made you look!" :lol:
lol...WELL I did want a catchy Subject line...but I was really going for the.."I can't believe this thing...who'd want to walk through a colon?"

LOL Picture the fact that I was on w/ a client who had me pull it up online while she was on the phone.... and she is serious...in health care..CEO of a hospital! I was like..... Uh Uh..... did you have a good turn out when it visited your facility? I wanted to die laughing!
Walk through it, hell, my Dr. thought he had a sense of humor and put the video monitor right in front of me so I could watch it as it happened. Then at the end he made the hose turn around so it was taking video as it exited my bung hole the last shot on the screen was my Dr. looking at the camera to which he said "So this is what I look like from an a$$hole's point of view"

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Post by ph4ever »

ok let's give the big colon some prespective. I thought it was big enough to walk thru then I looked at the website and I found out you can't walk thru it - you CRAWL thru it :o :lol: :lol:

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Clearly, that's a DRUG dog.
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I don't want to crawl through one either! LOL
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Post by sailingagain »

:o :o :o


That is so disturbing.
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