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I know that health awareness has its place...and I applaud those working so hard to help us all be healthier.... I believe our quality of life will and has benefitted from it. But sometimes I just don't need so much information!

Today one of my clients asked me if I visited the Colossal Colon last week at their facility.... Since I am not in the same state.... obviously I missed it... but here it is...on its own web site!

http://www.rollingtorecovery.com/colossalcolon.htm

Haha. That's great!

My best friend has Crohn's Disease. I'm glad to see more awareness of it. The poor thing had to wait over 10 years for a proper diagnosis!

buffettbride wrote:Haha. That's great!

My best friend has Crohn's Disease. I'm glad to see more awareness of it. The poor thing had to wait over 10 years for a proper diagnosis!

Oh yes I agree.... its so important to learn aout these things...But that pic was so in your face..I was ..like..YIKES!! LOL

Thanks for posting that during lunch time.

The thing I really like is the texture of the walls and the visible veins.

Now are we to ASSume that a colonoscopy is going on with the light stripes?? Just asking.

Where is Monkey Boy, he has probably been a frequent flyer at Colossal Colon

I think I know the person who modeled for the sculptor.

LIPH wrote:I think I know the person who modeled for the sculptor.

some big a$$hole

Damn, I guess Troy isn't the biggest a$$hole in the world after all!

Yikes, thanks for the visual, but I no longer have my colon. Some might argue that I have no heart either, but that is for another thread. Surgery is a wonderful thing, not!, after 5 of them, I have become an experiment on just how many organs a person can live without. Any one with experience in this area will tell you that the endoscope is an evil instrument of doom. This flexible hose that goes where nothing should ever go is pure torture. I can't believe that a doctor can fit so many things up your pooper in one shot. This thing has one hose that shoots water, it has one hose that shoots air, it has one hose that sucks the water and air back out, it has one hose that provides a light, one hose with a camera on the end of it to take live streaming video, and one hose with a multi pronged grabber to perform biopsies with.(the removal of tissue from your colon). All of this is neatly packed in one long rubber hose that is attached to a microscope looking device with a joystick on it so the doctor can see where he is going, and to operate the various functions of this medical instrument. If you have not had the pleasure, it is something you should put on your "Things to experience before I die" list.

rednekkPH wrote:Damn, I guess Troy isn't the biggest a$$hole in the world after all!

I just need to try harder. How many times have I told you "It's not that I am an a$$hole, I am just a lot better than you?"

PHBeerman wrote: How many times have I told you "It's not that I am an a$$hole, I am just a lot better than you?"

I dunno - I never really pay attention to you.

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: How many times have I told you "It's not that I am an a$$hole, I am just a lot better than you?"

I dunno - I never really pay attention to you.

That is because you must be standing in awe whenever I am around.

PHBeerman wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: How many times have I told you "It's not that I am an a$$hole, I am just a lot better than you?"

I dunno - I never really pay attention to you.

That is because you must be standing in awe whenever I am around.

Well, that certainly is one option...

FFishstick wrote:Yikes, thanks for the visual, but I no longer have my colon. Some might argue that I have no heart either, but that is for another thread. Surgery is a wonderful thing, not!, after 5 of them, I have become an experiment on just how many organs a person can live without. Any one with experience in this area will tell you that the endoscope is an evil instrument of doom. This flexible hose that goes where nothing should ever go is pure torture. I can't believe that a doctor can fit so many things up your pooper in one shot. This thing has one hose that shoots water, it has one hose that shoots air, it has one hose that sucks the water and air back out, it has one hose that provides a light, one hose with a camera on the end of it to take live streaming video, and one hose with a multi pronged grabber to perform biopsies with.(the removal of tissue from your colon). All of this is neatly packed in one long rubber hose that is attached to a microscope looking device with a joystick on it so the doctor can see where he is going, and to operate the various functions of this medical instrument. If you have not had the pleasure, it is something you should put on your "Things to experience before I die" list.

Niether does my best friend. Her large intestine either. She's described that procedure in detail to me many, many times.

I like my ass the way it is.

buffettbride wrote:I like my ass the way it is.

I like my ass the way it is too, exit only.

buffettbride wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Yikes, thanks for the visual, but I no longer have my colon. Some might argue that I have no heart either, but that is for another thread. Surgery is a wonderful thing, not!, after 5 of them, I have become an experiment on just how many organs a person can live without. Any one with experience in this area will tell you that the endoscope is an evil instrument of doom. This flexible hose that goes where nothing should ever go is pure torture. I can't believe that a doctor can fit so many things up your pooper in one shot. This thing has one hose that shoots water, it has one hose that shoots air, it has one hose that sucks the water and air back out, it has one hose that provides a light, one hose with a camera on the end of it to take live streaming video, and one hose with a multi pronged grabber to perform biopsies with.(the removal of tissue from your colon). All of this is neatly packed in one long rubber hose that is attached to a microscope looking device with a joystick on it so the doctor can see where he is going, and to operate the various functions of this medical instrument. If you have not had the pleasure, it is something you should put on your "Things to experience before I die" list.

Niether does my best friend. Her large intestine either. She's described that procedure in detail to me many, many times.

I like my ass the way it is.

So do I.

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:I like my ass the way it is.

I like my ass the way it is too, exit only.

No comment.

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

buffettbride wrote:I like my ass the way it is.

I like my ass the way it is too, exit only.

No comment.

gross