Green Acres Parody
Posted: May 26, 2005 11:52 am
With apologies to Vic Mizzy
And Mr. and Mrs. Buffett
Jimmy: "Wide beaches are the place to be
Island livin’ is the life for me
Sand spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that oceanside."
Jane: "New York is where I'd rather be.
Sand causes such a rash on me
Sunburn is not a healthy hue
Just give me a high-rise with a Manhattan view"
He: "Palm trees"
She: "High teas"
He: "White sails"
She: "Bloomingdales"
She: "I bore your kids"
He: "New York it is"
Both: "Manhattan we are there"
And Mr. and Mrs. Buffett
Jimmy: "Wide beaches are the place to be
Island livin’ is the life for me
Sand spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that oceanside."
Jane: "New York is where I'd rather be.
Sand causes such a rash on me
Sunburn is not a healthy hue
Just give me a high-rise with a Manhattan view"
He: "Palm trees"
She: "High teas"
He: "White sails"
She: "Bloomingdales"
She: "I bore your kids"
He: "New York it is"
Both: "Manhattan we are there"
