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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?”

I don't get it.

didn't see that one coming!

ragtopW wrote:Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?”

Did I tell you that one in SJ????

It's funnier in the amish version.

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:

It's funnier in the amish version.

redwinemaker wrote:

ragtopW wrote:Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?”

Did I tell you that one in SJ????

may have, I got it in an E-mail
way too lazy to type it ...

ragtopW wrote:Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?”

Makes me think of that song ...."If I said you had a beautiful body (would you hold it against me?)"


Wow my ears are cold........

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:

ragtopW wrote:Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?”

Makes me think of that song ...."If I said you had a beautiful body (would you hold it against me?)"


Wow my ears are cold........