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Top 10 things to NOT EVER say to a woman
Posted: May 31, 2005 5:15 am
by Wino you know
OLDIES BUT GOODIES-
(But guys, if you ever say any of these to a woman, I'll be the first to say you deserve what you get)!
DISCLAIMER-
I'm proud to say I've never used ANY of these lines on ANY woman.
(although there was a time or two when I...................................).
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10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
9. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get p*** off."
8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." <SMACK>
7."Wait a minute...I get it.. what time of the month is it?"
6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"
5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." <Double smack>!!!
4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."
3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of B|TCH Flakes this morning."
2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT...
1."Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded!"
Posted: May 31, 2005 11:41 am
by Quint
While laying next to her in bed rub your foot against hers and ask
" Are you whereing shoes?"
When she stops at red light look at her perplexed and ask
" What are you doing?...Its red. "
Posted: June 2, 2005 2:51 am
by blank1127
My best friend once made the mistake of asking his then fiance'..."What are those wrinkles on the back of your thighs?" As I recall she didn't speak to him for 3 days...
Posted: June 2, 2005 3:38 am
by creeky
Hey - I am female and I would not want anyone to interrupt the football - so I think that is a fair comment
(everyone knows NOT to call me during the games!!)
Posted: June 3, 2005 2:32 pm
by Wino you know
creeky wrote:Hey - I am female and I would not want anyone to interrupt the football - so I think that is a fair comment
(everyone knows NOT to call me during the games!!)
DAMN, JENNY!
I wish I would've met you 12 years ago.
Posted: June 3, 2005 2:39 pm
by RinglingRingling
Wino you know wrote:creeky wrote:Hey - I am female and I would not want anyone to interrupt the football - so I think that is a fair comment
(everyone knows NOT to call me during the games!!)
DAMN, JENNY!
I wish I would've met you 12 years ago.
You'd still would have been too old for her..
Posted: June 3, 2005 4:04 pm
by Wino you know
Posted: June 3, 2005 4:10 pm
by sailingagain
Posted: June 7, 2005 1:35 am
by sonofabeach
blank1127 wrote:My best friend once made the mistake of asking his then fiance'..."What are those wrinkles on the back of your thighs?" As I recall she didn't speak to him for 3 days...
That's a mistake?
I've got to try that one! 3 days would be nice!!
Posted: June 8, 2005 11:59 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
When she stops at red light look at her perplexed and ask
" What are you doing?...Its red. "
This actually got me the first time.
Posted: June 9, 2005 1:56 am
by thegoatgod
lol ive said all of those in some way except number 3 i never cuss a lady
Posted: July 2, 2005 9:09 pm
by aeroparrot
creeky wrote:Hey - I am female and I would not want anyone to interrupt the football - so I think that is a fair comment
(everyone knows NOT to call me during the games!!)
Damn I wish we met.
Posted: July 5, 2005 11:57 pm
by sonofabeach
thegoatgod wrote:lol ive said all of those in some way except number 3 i never cuss a lady
Well they're not Lady Flakes, they're B#tch Flakes so it's okay
Posted: September 16, 2005 4:58 pm
by Phritzie
This one will get you killed:
"Dang, you don't sweat much for a fat girl!"
Posted: October 12, 2005 1:56 pm
by nfullernyg
Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.
Posted: October 12, 2005 2:00 pm
by ToplessRideFL
nfullernyg wrote:Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.
That will get you no welcoming phin power from the ladies of BN
Posted: October 12, 2005 4:45 pm
by Jodibug
This was actually said to me, when we were in bed one night and Steve rubbed my foot with his: "honie, do you have your wool socks on?"
I totally deserved it - hadn't shaved my legs for a week
Posted: October 12, 2005 8:22 pm
by nfullernyg
ToplessRideFL wrote:nfullernyg wrote:Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.
That will get you no welcoming phin power from the ladies of BN
I jest.
Posted: October 13, 2005 11:41 am
by rednekkPH
nfullernyg wrote:Heres a good one, Why don't women need to wear watches? Because they build stoves with clocks on them.
Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what have you done wrong?
A: You made her chain too long.
Posted: October 13, 2005 11:42 am
by RinglingRingling
Jodibug wrote:This was actually said to me, when we were in bed one night and Steve rubbed my foot with his: "honie, do you have your wool socks on?"
I totally deserved it - hadn't shaved my legs for a week
They used your feet for the Lord of the Rings Hobbit molds?
