Relocation: Key West

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 1, 2005 6:44 pm

nycparrothead wrote:Kevin is still posting in this thread??? I figured he would have left for Key West already... What a ***** loser!

Do it smart... post until someone offers you a job and a place to stay... then you leave

Then once your down there... ya wanna get in real good with an ole couple that runs a boat charter but doesnt have any kids.... you slide in acting to fill the role of "Son I never had"... then when they knock off you get their home (paid for) and their boat (paid for) to start your OWN charter service

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 1, 2005 6:47 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:" all have cr*tchless underwear to the 21st century . . "
one of the best snippets of Jimmy I have ever heard . .! !

I knew that didnt "feel" right when I typed it... but I havent listened to the "sermon" track of Feeding Frenzy in years
At least I can still recall what I was recalling it from

ya done good . .brought a smile to MY face . .

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 6:55 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:Kevin is still posting in this thread??? I figured he would have left for Key West already... What a ***** loser!
Do it smart... post until someone offers you a job and a place to stay... then you leave

Then once your down there... ya wanna get in real good with an ole couple that runs a boat charter but doesnt have any kids.... you slide in acting to fill the role of "Son I never had"... then when they knock off you get their home (paid for) and their boat (paid for) to start your OWN charter service

Dude, that's brilliant! Tell ya what... If I have something to do with them "knocking off" a little earlier than nature intended will ya cut me in for half the business?

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:00 pm

nycparrothead wrote:Dude, that's brilliant! Tell ya what... If I have something to do with them "knocking off" a little earlier than nature intended will ya cut me in for half the business?

Depends on how "naturally" they can go... dont wanna risk losing it all after kissing their ass for a couple years.... I'm patient, when necessary

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:05 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:Dude, that's brilliant! Tell ya what... If I have something to do with them "knocking off" a little earlier than nature intended will ya cut me in for half the business?
Depends on how "naturally" they can go... dont wanna risk losing it all after kissing their ass for a couple years.... I'm patient, when necessary

Geez your picky! Try to do a guy a solid and kill a couple old people and he doesn't even want you too!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » June 1, 2005 7:09 pm

I just read a statistic in some trade mag that said in 2003...get this..... 900 people a DAY moved to Florida! Can you imagine! Of course there was no stat on how many moved away...but Geesh!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:14 pm

ToplessRideFL wrote:I just read a statistic in some trade mag that said in 2003...get this..... 900 people a DAY moved to Florida! Can you imagine! Of course there was no stat on how many moved away...but Geesh!

That's okay, cause considering the average age of the people there, probably twice that many died per day...

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » June 1, 2005 7:20 pm

nycparrothead wrote:That's okay, cause considering the average age of the people there, probably twice that many died per day...

I think the average age has lowered over the years....what with many of our parents kids staying and having our own familes. LOL But yes, would guess just as many die each day!

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 1, 2005 7:22 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
ToplessRideFL wrote:I just read a statistic in some trade mag that said in 2003...get this..... 900 people a DAY moved to Florida! Can you imagine! Of course there was no stat on how many moved away...but Geesh!
That's okay, cause considering the average age of the people there, probably twice that many died per day...

or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .

some maybe just " disappeared" . .

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:22 pm

yeah... if memory serves me well... I'd say it all balances out in the end

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:25 pm

balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » June 1, 2005 7:26 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator

as in " gator's got yo Granny . .chomp , chomp . ." . .! !

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 7:35 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator

i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » June 1, 2005 7:57 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator
i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!

there is a guy up here that is a expert on mulching up humans

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 8:02 pm

tequilatom wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator
i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!
there is a guy up here that is a expert on mulching up humans

An "expert" you say.... Hmmm.... Does he work cheap?

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » June 1, 2005 8:07 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
balcony girls wrote:or in reference to your " business/retirement plan with HSV . .
some maybe just " disappeared" . .

yeah... but ya cant dump 'em in the water... you can see the bottom for miles from the air.... hmmm... potential drawback to the keys... course... the glades are close by... could just tie a couple dead chickens to their necks and feed 'em to a gator
i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!
there is a guy up here that is a expert on mulching up humans
An "expert" you say.... Hmmm.... Does he work cheap?

if we can break him out of prison.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 1, 2005 8:08 pm

tequilatom wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!
there is a guy up here that is a expert on mulching up humans

An "expert" you say.... Hmmm.... Does he work cheap?

[/quote]if we can break him out of prison.[/quote]

Hmm... This is getting complicated... Now we need an expert prison breaker outer guy...

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » June 1, 2005 8:10 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:i like that idea... Or maybe we can get a good mulcher from ebay! Those work nicely!
there is a guy up here that is a expert on mulching up humans
An "expert" you say.... Hmmm.... Does he work cheap?

if we can break him out of prison.[/quote]

Hmm... This is getting complicated... Now we need an expert prison breaker outer guy...

[/quote]can't help there. but there may be someone out there with some ideas.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 1, 2005 8:19 pm

Screw it... I'm patient... I'll wait for the natural

Cleaner that way... they come up missing then the Feds may wanna confiscate or hold my new boat for evidence... until it's solved... and wheres the revenue in that

SO... BACK ON TOPIC

So now we've decided we're gonna move to KW... how does one suggest you go about locking down a job and place of residence ahead of time... to provide a more stable migration? Given the fact that there is no guarantee's you will do so in one or two short trips to attempt to line up these essentials???

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » June 1, 2005 8:41 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:Screw it... I'm patient... I'll wait for the natural

Cleaner that way... they come up missing then the Feds may wanna confiscate or hold my new boat for evidence... until it's solved... and wheres the revenue in that

SO... BACK ON TOPIC

So now we've decided we're gonna move to KW... how does one suggest you go about locking down a job and place of residence ahead of time... to provide a more stable migration? Given the fact that there is no guarantee's you will do so in one or two short trips to attempt to line up these essentials???

Buy your own bar or resturant around Duval street.Or, go on line at keywest.com and check classifieds.