Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, What do you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insgnificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,"Kemo Sabe, you dumber then
buffalo s***. Someone has stolen tent."
