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Son of a Son of a Plumber
Todd Swain 6/07/05

In between writing songs for our 45 and over band, I decided to give this a try!

Son of a Son of a Plumber



As a son of a son of a plumber.
I’ve been repairing these toilets all summer.
Plungers and floats, and schematic notes,
And the odors becoming a bummer.

As a mender of pipe and a stopper of leaks
Hell I’ve fixed about 2 million commodes.
Don’t throw away that thing, you just need a wax ring
Don’t lite that match or we might explode!

Son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I’m number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I’m done I might just buy me a Hummer.

Now if you’re in a mess, and you’re having some guests
You might just want to go and give me a call.
For just one small fee, I’ll fix your toilet you see
And you wont be afraid to open the stall.

Cause I’m just a son of a son, son of a son,
Son of a son of a plumber
I’m number one, I know which way refuse runs,
And when I’m done I might just buy me a Hummer.

I used to date the son of a plumber.. when I was like 15.
The kid was a dork.

Cute Parody though.

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:I used to date the son of a plumber.. when I was like 15.
The kid was a dork.

Cute Parody though.

He already had "Plumber's crack" perfected?

LMAO!!! Nice dude!

Thanks!

I'm trying to learn to sing alot of Jimmy's songs for this little 45 and over band we're building, along with strumming them accousticaly, so I'm sure I'll be posting a few more of these parody's.

Thanks again and glad you enjoyed it!

Todd