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A Blonde and a Redhead are sitting at the bar in the local watering hole one night when the 10:00 news comes on.

The lead story is about a guy standing on the top of a local building, threatening to jump.

"Five bucks says he jumps" says the Redhead.

"You're on" says the Blonde.

They watch for a couple of minutes and sure enough, the guys jumps. He falls twenty stories and hits the pavement like a ripe tomato.

"You win" says the Blonde as she slides a fiver across the bar to the Redhead.

"I can't take your money" says the Redhead as she pushes the five back. "I saw the Five o'clock news and already knew that he had jumped."

"No, take the money" says the Blonde, "I saw the Five o'clock news too . . . I just didn't think he'd jump again."

For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

No.

Making a redhead the brunt of a joke just spurs them to return the favour. And nobody wants that...

No...the blonde should have know better

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

Sidew13 wrote:Short redhead jokes?

Any redhead joke...Hell make it a brunette joke....

Sidew13 wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

I'm just warnin' y'all. Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised.

According to Ringling, "Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised. "

When their ire is raised, can you tell that they're natural redheads?

RinglingRingling wrote:

Sidew13 wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

I'm just warnin' y'all. Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised.

Whats the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist...

redwinemaker wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Sidew13 wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

I'm just warnin' y'all. Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised.

Whats the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist...

You have redhead sisters too????

redwinemaker wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Sidew13 wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

I'm just warnin' y'all. Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised.

Whats the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist...

Just go with the flow when dealing with a redhead.

ragtopW wrote:

redwinemaker wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Sidew13 wrote:

ToplessRideFL wrote:For once can we make the redhead the brunt of the joke???

Short redhead jokes?

I'm just warnin' y'all. Short red heads are even more irresistable when their ire is raised.

Whats the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist...

You have redhead sisters too????

Nah.. mine is blonde. I got the good genes.