A blonde joke . . . er I mean a lawyer joke . . . .
Posted: June 11, 2005 12:31 pm
A blonde and a lawyer end up sitting next to each other on a plane. As the plane takes off the lawyer says to the blonde, "I have this game that we could play. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you pay me $500. Then you ask me a question and if I can't answer it I'll pay you $500."
The blonde was tired and had no desire to play this little game so she brushed him off and turned toward the window to get some sleep.
The lawyer was a little put off by this and wasn't about to give up.
"Okay," he said, "How about we make it $50 instead of the $500.
Once again the blonde had no interest and was annoyed that he would not let her sleep.
The lawyer, becoming more irritated at her lack of interest decided to make one last attempt. "I'll tell you what, I'll pay you $100 and you only have to pay me $5. How does that sound?"
Realizing that she wasn't going to get any sleep until she played this little game of his, she became interested in this last offer. Finally agreeing to the game she said, "Alright, you go first."
Elated the Lawyer asked "What is the capital of Chile?"
"I don't know" said the Blonde, "here is your $5."
"Now for my question. What crawls up a hill on three legs but comes down on four legs?"
The lawyer quickly gets on his laptop and checks every website he could think of but can't find any answers. He then pulls out his cellular phone and calls every lawyer he knows but none of them can give him an answer either. Finally an hour later he gives up and wakes the blonde up.
"Here is your money, it seems you have stumped me. What is the answer to your question?"
"I don't know," replied that blonde. "Here's your $5!"
The blonde was tired and had no desire to play this little game so she brushed him off and turned toward the window to get some sleep.
The lawyer was a little put off by this and wasn't about to give up.
"Okay," he said, "How about we make it $50 instead of the $500.
Once again the blonde had no interest and was annoyed that he would not let her sleep.
The lawyer, becoming more irritated at her lack of interest decided to make one last attempt. "I'll tell you what, I'll pay you $100 and you only have to pay me $5. How does that sound?"
Realizing that she wasn't going to get any sleep until she played this little game of his, she became interested in this last offer. Finally agreeing to the game she said, "Alright, you go first."
Elated the Lawyer asked "What is the capital of Chile?"
"I don't know" said the Blonde, "here is your $5."
"Now for my question. What crawls up a hill on three legs but comes down on four legs?"
The lawyer quickly gets on his laptop and checks every website he could think of but can't find any answers. He then pulls out his cellular phone and calls every lawyer he knows but none of them can give him an answer either. Finally an hour later he gives up and wakes the blonde up.
"Here is your money, it seems you have stumped me. What is the answer to your question?"
"I don't know," replied that blonde. "Here's your $5!"
