Following this heavenly theme...

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » July 18, 2005 10:28 pm

A priest, a doctor, and an HMO all are in a terrible car accident and die. When they arrive at the pearly gates, they are greeted by St. Peter. He tells all of them,
"You will get into heaven ONLY if you can tell me why deserve to be in heaven."

The priest goes first:
"I guided my parish to being more wholly good people. Furthermore I was not like my other colleagues, if you get my drift."

St. Peter's gets his drift and allows him in with a chuckle.

The doctor goes next:
"I cared for the sick and the elderly to help them get better and if they could not, may they live out their days painlessly."

St Peter replies, "You were indeed a great man, welcome to Heaven."

Finally the HMO goes:
"I was able to provide the needy with affordable healthcare so they could pay the doctor such as the one you just let in."

To this St. Peter replies,
"Oh, you may come in as well, but you may only stay for 3 days."

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