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Stopped to get gas this morning and saw this guy working the "full Service" island, and he looked like he would rather be anywhere other than where he was. So I wrote this parody on the way to work in his honor.

It's a parody of " Lovely Cruise " and it goes something like this......

“ Full Service Blue’s “

Fill er up, which grade for you?
I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s

Shall I check your air, and your oil, just one quart may do
Honey, I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s

These oil stains and gas fumes
And mopping those restrooms
My bright light potential is so underused
If I can make it till dawn, then I’ll step right out of these shoes
Honey, I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s

(Spoken Word) “ Got those blue’s darling “

Ohhhh, these oil stains and gas fumes
And mopping those restrooms
My bright light potential is so underused
And all those headlights, just keep on rolling, all through the night
Lord my shifts not over till just past daylight

So fill er up, which grade for you?
Honey, I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s
Yea baby, I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s
Oh darling, I’ve got those Full Service Blue’s

I love it!

If there is a God in Heaven, He will surely enlighten that perseverant PumpMeister to the dulcet tones and gentle strains of Jimmy Buffet's 'slow-dance' classic and then -- properly primed and feelin' fine -- guide him gently to these good pages so that he may enjoy this transcendental ode to his occupation.

You, sir, have made my day.
(And I have never pumped gas for a living.)

Please, don't stop with this one.

That's talent!

Thanks so much!

We actually played it this way at our rehersal this weekend with the guys, and it sounded pretty cool. Writing song's is a great excape for me, so I'm sure I'll be posting more.

Again, thanks for the kind comments!
Todd