Guinness
Posted: July 24, 2005 12:55 pm
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at theend of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman:
"In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a
bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt.
Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward:
"Barman, would ya give
me a Diet Coke with Lime.
The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to
have a Guinness, Pat??
Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman:
"In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a
bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt.
Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward:
"Barman, would ya give
me a Diet Coke with Lime.
The others stare at him in stunned silence,
amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to
have a Guinness, Pat??
Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!
