A Tribute To The Nice Girls !!!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » July 26, 2005 9:16 am

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:my wife is much nicer than I am.
Who isn't?
Good point old man. May I use that?
I'll waive the usual royalties.

Thanks Ben.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 26, 2005 9:20 am

Don't get me wrong, Troy; I LOVE Ben Stein, but Larry is much more refined looking.

In a "you're a nice guy, but . . ." kinda way!

(((LARRY)))

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » July 26, 2005 10:15 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Nice post, but in fairness, if it hadn't been for the naughty girls, I'd probably be 100 pounds heavier than I am now.
oh?

Read all about it in my memoirs.
entitled "Off Beat"-due out in 86 years

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 26, 2005 10:15 am

Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Nice post, but in fairness, if it hadn't been for the naughty girls, I'd probably be 100 pounds heavier than I am now.
oh?
Read all about it in my memoirs.
entitled "Off Beat"-due out in 86 years

I didn't know you were Catholic...

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » July 26, 2005 10:17 am

I said OFF-BEAT, not BEAT OFF!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 26, 2005 10:18 am

Wino you know wrote:I said OFF-BEAT, not BEAT OFF!

sorry. I thought you'd recognize the punchline.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 26, 2005 10:18 am

I'm not a nice girl, and I'm much funner.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » July 26, 2005 10:20 am

RinglingRingling wrote:sorry. I thought you'd recognize the punchline.

PUNCH LINE? WHAT PUNCH LINE???
It's nice when I can use my age as an excuse.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 26, 2005 10:24 am

buffettbride wrote:I'm not a nice girl, and I'm much funner.

I'm BOTH.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 26, 2005 10:26 am

tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'm not a nice girl, and I'm much funner.
I'm BOTH.

That's my favorite. I'm most definitely NOT well behaved.

I've tried to be nice and kind and sweet. It just never really works out the way I plan.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 26, 2005 10:27 am

buffettbride wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'm not a nice girl, and I'm much funner.
I'm BOTH.
That's my favorite. I'm most definitely NOT well behaved.

I've tried to be nice and kind and sweet. It just never really works out the way I plan.

You have great raw material, babe!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 26, 2005 10:29 am

tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:I'm not a nice girl, and I'm much funner.
I'm BOTH.
That's my favorite. I'm most definitely NOT well behaved.

I've tried to be nice and kind and sweet. It just never really works out the way I plan.
You have great raw material, babe!

It's gotten me this far!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 26, 2005 10:30 am

Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:sorry. I thought you'd recognize the punchline.
PUNCH LINE? WHAT PUNCH LINE???
It's nice when I can use my age as an excuse.

"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 26, 2005 10:31 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:sorry. I thought you'd recognize the punchline.
PUNCH LINE? WHAT PUNCH LINE???
It's nice when I can use my age as an excuse.
"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.

SPEWWWWWWWWW!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » July 26, 2005 10:35 am

RinglingRingling wrote:"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.

Why do I love the ladies HERE so much?
They always make me BEAT OFF!

and they're very nice

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 26, 2005 10:38 am

Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.
Why do I love the ladies HERE so much?
They always make me BEAT OFF!

and they're very nice

Oh now, Garry . . . that's not quite true. We don't MAKE you . . .

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » July 26, 2005 10:40 am

tikitatas wrote:
Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.
Why do I love the ladies HERE so much?
They always make me BEAT OFF!

and they're very nice
Oh now, Garry . . . that's not quite true. We don't MAKE you . . .

Yep, just thinking of all the women.......

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 26, 2005 10:44 am

Wino you know wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:"Why did they throw the Catholics out of the Arthur Murray Dance School?"

They were always off-beat.
Why do I love the ladies HERE so much?
They always make me BEAT OFF!

and they're very nice

Did you seriously type that out loud???

There are somethings I really don't need to know.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » July 26, 2005 10:45 am

tikitatas wrote:Oh now, Garry . . . that's not quite true. We don't MAKE you . . .

NAH, you don't MAKE me, but I do think good thoughts of you all during the proceedure.

Hell, maybe I AM a nice guy after all.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 26, 2005 10:48 am

Wino you know wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Oh now, Garry . . . that's not quite true. We don't MAKE you . . .
NAH, you don't MAKE me, but I do think good thoughts of you all during the proceedure.
Hell, maybe I AM a nice guy after all.

Aren't "thinking good thoughts", and your mind wandering about the same thing at your age?