Rollerblading In Key West?

Speedo Bob · Post by **Speedo Bob** » August 8, 2005 5:22 pm

Hey Guys,

The Speedo Man here is dying to know if Rollerblading is legal in KW. There is no better feeling in the world then straping on the blades and your favorite Speedo and go bombing around. Is it permited or do they clamp down on it? If it is permited is there any paths and stuff around for your Royal Manlyness here?

Thanks again

Speedo Bob.

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » August 8, 2005 6:09 pm

(He's back and he's scaring us! )

btt

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » August 8, 2005 10:06 pm

I never got a ticket for blading in town, but stay out of the liquor store.
The lady don't like people wearing skates in her store.

(In retrospect I guess there is a lot of glass.)

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 9, 2005 6:49 am

Speedo Bob wrote:Hey Guys,

The Speedo Man here is dying to know if Rollerblading is legal in KW. There is no better feeling in the world then straping on the blades and your favorite Speedo and go bombing around. Is it permited or do they clamp down on it? If it is permited is there any paths and stuff around for your Royal Manlyness here?

Thanks again

Speedo Bob.

Duuuuude... you should never use the terms, "speedo", "clamping down" and "KW" in the same sentence unless you are talking about Fantasy Fest....

ParrotheadGator · Post by **ParrotheadGator** » August 9, 2005 7:16 am

I don't know how strict the enforce it, but I saw a lot of "no roller blading or skate boarding" signs

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 9, 2005 12:27 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
Speedo Bob wrote:Hey Guys,

The Speedo Man here is dying to know if Rollerblading is legal in KW. There is no better feeling in the world then straping on the blades and your favorite Speedo and go bombing around. Is it permited or do they clamp down on it? If it is permited is there any paths and stuff around for your Royal Manlyness here?

Thanks again

Speedo Bob.
Duuuuude... you should never use the terms, "speedo", "clamping down" and "KW" in the same sentence unless you are talking about Fantasy Fest....

not to mention "straping" on.....

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 9, 2005 12:34 pm

citcat wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Speedo Bob wrote:Hey Guys,

The Speedo Man here is dying to know if Rollerblading is legal in KW. There is no better feeling in the world then straping on the blades and your favorite Speedo and go bombing around. Is it permited or do they clamp down on it? If it is permited is there any paths and stuff around for your Royal Manlyness here?

Thanks again

Speedo Bob.
Duuuuude... you should never use the terms, "speedo", "clamping down" and "KW" in the same sentence unless you are talking about Fantasy Fest....
not to mention "straping" on.....

There might be a reason why SpeedoBob still lives with his folks.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 9, 2005 12:38 pm

You know, I'd pay out some of my saved bail and liquor money to see SpeedoBob do his thing. I'd have my camera ready, for his manlyness AND for the look on the hubby's face when he sees him rollerblading down Duval. I have the picture in my head, it's very clear.
And very scary.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 9, 2005 12:46 pm

citcat wrote:
You know, I'd pay out some of my saved bail and liquor money to see SpeedoBob do his thing. I'd have my camera ready, for his manlyness AND for the look on the hubby's face when he sees him rollerblading down Duval. I have the picture in my head, it's very clear.
And very scary.

That you can visualize that incident....

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » August 9, 2005 12:57 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
citcat wrote:
You know, I'd pay out some of my saved bail and liquor money to see SpeedoBob do his thing. I'd have my camera ready, for his manlyness AND for the look on the hubby's face when he sees him rollerblading down Duval. I have the picture in my head, it's very clear.
And very scary.

That you can visualize that incident....

crashing into Zero on his vespa

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 9, 2005 12:58 pm

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
citcat wrote:
You know, I'd pay out some of my saved bail and liquor money to see SpeedoBob do his thing. I'd have my camera ready, for his manlyness AND for the look on the hubby's face when he sees him rollerblading down Duval. I have the picture in my head, it's very clear.
And very scary.

That you can visualize that incident....
crashing into Zero on his vespa

"Cleanup on Monitor 3"

Speedo Bob · Post by **Speedo Bob** » August 11, 2005 11:12 am

The Speedo Man is getting pumped for his trip to KW. What do you guys think if your Royal Manlyness here would carve something like "Don't worry be happy" into his Manly assortment of genetic jack hammer chest hair. You see Bobby here is really hairy and the Speedo Man especially when he is on vacation does not like to wear shirts. Old Bobby here thinks he could pull this one off especially in KW, what do you guys think?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » August 11, 2005 11:13 am

Speedo Bob wrote:The Speedo Man is getting pumped for his trip to KW. What do you guys think if your Royal Manlyness here would carve something like "Don't worry be happy" into his Manly assortment of genetic jack hammer chest hair. You see Bobby here is really hairy and the Speedo Man especially when he is on vacation does not like to wear shirts. Old Bobby here thinks he could pull this one off especially in KW, what do you guys think?

When I'm done falling out of my chair laughing, I'd say go for it.

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » August 11, 2005 11:15 am

perhaps you could dye the gay pride rainbow into your "summer sweater"

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 11, 2005 11:39 am

Speedo Bob wrote:The Speedo Man is getting pumped for his trip to KW. What do you guys think if your Royal Manlyness here would carve something like "Don't worry be happy" into his Manly assortment of genetic jack hammer chest hair. You see Bobby here is really hairy and the Speedo Man especially when he is on vacation does not like to wear shirts. Old Bobby here thinks he could pull this one off especially in KW, what do you guys think?

Just shave the word "bear" into the fur. It'll be redundant, but it will get you interested looks in KW.

Speedo Bob · Post by **Speedo Bob** » August 11, 2005 2:38 pm

Maybe the Speedo Man should try to advertise on his rug, you know how the boxers and stuff get something like Golden Palace.Com placed on there backs for a big fight. Maybe we should have an auction for the Speedo Man's advertisements services, you think that would go over well?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 11, 2005 3:01 pm

Speedo Bob wrote:Maybe the Speedo Man should try to advertise on his rug, you know how the boxers and stuff get something like Golden Palace.Com placed on there backs for a big fight. Maybe we should have an auction for the Speedo Man's advertisements services, you think that would go over well?

Given the description in your tagline, you could probably end up looking like a NASCAR Lumina with the available space...

Speedo Bob · Post by **Speedo Bob** » August 11, 2005 6:06 pm

Mom just measured the Speedo Man's belly+ Chest girth and it looks like old Bobby Boy could at least have the entire Alphabet and then some. Maybe the Speedo Man could add a drawing to it as well, what do you guys think would be good?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 11, 2005 6:08 pm

Speedo Bob wrote:Mom just measured the Speedo Man's belly+ Chest girth and it looks like old Bobby Boy could at least have the entire Alphabet and then some. Maybe the Speedo Man could add a drawing to it as well, what do you guys think would be good?

Checker Auto Parts might be willing to buy space...

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 12, 2005 12:44 pm

or:
SpeedoBob, you could auction off the...uh... space, then have the winner send you their picture and you could shave a likeness of their face onto your...uh...space?

oh my. I have a picture in my mind, it's very clear.

or:
the winner could send a picture of someone they don't like...........

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