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I can no longer shop happily
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(strummer/jones)

The Clash!

nice...

This whole thread just cracked me up!

SMLCHNG wrote:


This whole thread just cracked me up!

We sure took nothin' and turned it into sumpin didn't we?

Was she fondling the cucumbers or the bananas or the zuchini or the kielbasa, at the time she passed out....???

I dunno, but I would think in this day in age, if someone has a sound coming from under their clothes... that they would probably get the bombsquad called on them... and they just might "blow the device" in place!

Seriously I used to get those "Dumb Crimminal" things all the time..... One person stuffed under their clothes frozen meat and ended up passing out from hypothermia and got caught.....then there was the guy that stuffed a LIVE MAINE LOBSTER into his pants....and then there was.....one more I am not sure of the truth of it but a woman was supposedly arrested after repeatedly "fondling the cucumbers " for tresspassing or some such, after being repeatedly warned and was kicked out of and banned from the store...who knows....probably nothing but bs, but then again if a guy is dumb enough to put a LIVE MAINE LOBSTER in his pants....