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Bathroom Graffiti

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Bathroom signs


Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE



Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia



Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her s***.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ



Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's rest-room
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.


If pro is opposite of con,then what is the

opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's rest-room House of Representatives,
Washington, DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ



You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's rest-room
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.



No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's rest-room,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA


and lastly the ladies favorite ~~~


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's rest-room
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but
smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Post by ToplessRideFL »

I swear to you I saw this sign in a ladies bath room of strip club in Clearwater FL circa early 90s....

We would rather DO each other than them!
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ToplessRideFL wrote:I swear to you I saw this sign in a ladies bath room of strip club in Clearwater FL circa early 90s....

We would rather DO each other than them!
Yeah, well, sometimes that happens to be the case. :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

buffettbride wrote: Yeah, well, sometimes that happens to be the case. :lol: :lol: :oops:
No doubt... but I just thought the sign was hysterical!
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Post by SeattleParrotHead »

Over the urinal in the Men's room in a bar in Seattle . . .

"Anyone can p!ss on the floor, be a hero, sh!t on the ceiling."
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Post by bravedave »

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

I can tell you that not many readers took this seriously (enough).
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm

"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
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Post by phjrsaunt »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Post by sonofabeach »

I once followed an arrow that someone drew all the way to the ceiling where it read
"don't look here, the joke is in your hand"
Classic!!
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Post by kimbug »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a good one Sonofabeach!
Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but
smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Post by unclejohn »

In case of attack, duck under this urinal...nobody has hit it yet.
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by ragtopW »

SeattleParrotHead wrote:Over the urinal in the Men's room in a bar in Seattle . . .

"Anyone can p!ss on the floor, be a hero, sh!t on the ceiling."
tell the truth you

Stepped back and Looked UP







yep I saw that one too
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Post by pair8head »

Ok I got one, actually two.


Mens room local watering hole.


"I F**ed Your Mother"

under that was.

"Go home Dad you're drunk"
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Post by unclejohn »

pair8head wrote:Ok I got one, actually two.


Mens room local watering hole.


"I F**ed Your Mother"

under that was.

"Go home Dad you're drunk"
Thats funny!
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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