Bathroom Graffiti
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kimbug
- Gypsies in the palace
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Bathroom Graffiti
Bathroom signs
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her s***.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's rest-room
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's rest-room House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's rest-room
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's rest-room,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
and lastly the ladies favorite ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's rest-room
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her s***.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's rest-room
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's rest-room House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's rest-room
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's rest-room,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
and lastly the ladies favorite ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's rest-room
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but
smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but
smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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buffettbride
- Last Man Standing
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- Favorite Boat Drink: Cuba Libre
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buffettbride
- Last Man Standing
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- Favorite Boat Drink: Cuba Libre
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ToplessRideFL
- Changing Channels
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SeattleParrotHead
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Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
I can tell you that not many readers took this seriously (enough).
take home ugly men
Women's rest-room
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
I can tell you that not many readers took this seriously (enough).
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Welhelm
"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
- Kaiser Welhelm
"The call is a loud wulli-wulli, and there is much twittering at the drinking holes."
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sonofabeach
- Party at the End of the World
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