Go fly a kite . . .

[SeattleParrotHead]

Make Up Your Mind!

A man is in his back yard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up
in the air. The wind catches it for a few seconds and then it comes
crashing back down. He tries a few more times.

All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window muttering
to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "I wish you'd
make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

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