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SeattleParrotHead
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Secrets to a happy marriage

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Secrets to a happy marriage

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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Sidew13
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And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sidew13 wrote:And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Duuuuude.... has Pooh slapped the back of your head for that yet? :D
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RinglingRingling wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Duuuuude.... has Pooh slapped the back of your head for that yet? :D
she's out for the night with friends :wink:
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Post by ragtopW »

Sidew13 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Duuuuude.... has Pooh slapped the back of your head for that yet? :D
she's out for the night with friends :wink:
has she got the Cell on her????



<<<<<< dialing now!!! :D :P
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GENIUS!!!!
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Sidew13
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ragtopW wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Duuuuude.... has Pooh slapped the back of your head for that yet? :D
she's out for the night with friends :wink:
has she got the Cell on her????



<<<<<< dialing now!!! :D :P
actually, yes she did :wink:
Trying to Take Another Road

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ragtopW
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Post by ragtopW »

Sidew13 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Sidew13 wrote:And all married men said............
AMEN
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Duuuuude.... has Pooh slapped the back of your head for that yet? :D
she's out for the night with friends :wink:
has she got the Cell on her????



<<<<<< dialing now!!! :D :P
actually, yes she did :wink:





A I would not do that to you

B she would have sh!t if I would have called.. :D
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