Survival of the fittest . . .

SeattleParrotHead · Post by **SeattleParrotHead** » August 31, 2005 2:12 pm

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest member.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » August 31, 2005 6:06 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » August 31, 2005 7:08 pm

Makes sense to me

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 3, 2005 11:56 pm

unclejohn wrote:Makes sense to me

ME too!!!!

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » September 3, 2005 11:58 pm

Explains my last few posts! (except for the Connie/Don post, that was from the heart!)

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » September 4, 2005 10:52 am

Cliff Claivin was such a smart man.